20 ways you know you are obsessed with Twilight

1. You have every item of Twilight from the stores.

2. You named a puppy Jacob.

3. You think someone is a vampire if their skin is cold… even if it is winter

4. You call your friend a space heater if you're cold and they're warm.

5. You think you are giving birth to a half human half vampire when your stomach hurts.

6. You talk about Twilight in CLASS!

7. You want to change your name to Alice

8. You cut your hair to match Alice from the movie

9. You squealed when you heard about Midnight Sun

10. You managed to read all four books in less than a week.

11. You have Bella's lullaby memorized.

12. You quote things from the book everyday

13. You think of Edward when you see a car crash.

14. You wish you died and turned vampy

15. When you heard about everyone's past, you cried

16. You wished Esme and Carlisle were your parents

17. Your absence note for school says "Because It was sunny"

18. During Biology, you hold your nose when your lab partner sits down, and when they ask, you say they smell in a good and bad way

19. You tried to get mugged just so Edward could show up

20. You squeal like a mad man when you see, hear, or think about anything to do with Twilight.