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Mistaken identity
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"Aaaaahh!" Father looked up from his morning crossword.
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Smack!
"Die!"
Smack!
"Die!"
Wack!
"Die!" Lust screamed hitting the small green thing with her shoe.
"What the hell?!" it groaned (the green thing, not the shoe).
Lust's head snapped up "...Envy?"
"Yes you idiot! What part of 'I'm Envy You b#%^ch!' didn't you get?!" he ranted.
"Why'd you hit me anyway?" he asked getting shakedly to his tiny feet.
"I thought you were a bug." said Lust casually.
"How the hell do I look like a bug?!"
"...well you both have a lot of legs.."
Envy stared.
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AN: Just wanna say I like Envy, but he does kinda look like a bug..blame chocolate-covered almonds...(there good dang it!)