"Harry, what's wrong? You haven't left this room all week. People are beginning to ask questions." Ron said.
"Your mom asks questions!" said Harry.
"Harry, stop quoting that retarded movie! Stay on subject?"
"Subject! Don't tell me I'm in class! I'm not even dressed! It's the nightmares all over again!"
"Harry, you're in your room, naked I might add. Now, what are you so down about?"
"You haven't heard? Cho is transferring to a Chinese School of Magic. She told me so in a letter. She hasn't had the courage to tell me herself though" cried Harry.
"That's because she left a month ago."
"But that's impossible! I talked to her last week!"
"No. That was broomstick. Remember, you often confuse the two."
"Oh yeah. That why she let me ride her so often…"
"Nice pun."
"I'm a what now."
"Never mind."
"Oh Ron! How will I ever go in without her! How can I live without her!" Harry lamented.
"It's not that bad. There are plenty of other girls who fancy you and—"
"No, I literally mean how will I live without her? She always dressed me, fed me, did my homework. She even ate for me.! What am I going to do?"
"Sounds like you're pretty screwed, Harry."
"Not yet. I can move to China with her! It's the perfect plan."
"Harry, how can you possible move to China? You can't even blink and breathe at the same time! It's a miracle you don't swallow your tongue at night! If you can't even do those simple tasks, what makes you think you can go to China?"
"None of that matters. As long as I have my Cho with me, I can do anything!"
"Harry, I've already told you. Cho is gone. Remember?"
"Then who's that over there?"
"Once again, that's a broomstick. We've been over this before. Now we're going in circles!"
"On a broomstick?"
"I don't know what she ever saw in you Harry."
"Yeah, me too."
--Will Harry really travel to China to see his part time lover? Will Ron confess his love to Harry? Will the writer ever make sense? Find out in the next, possibly never written, episode of the Unfortunate Adventures of Harry and Cho!--