Title: Ooh Doctor
Disclaimer: Not mine
Warnings: Jim being funny
Pairings: None
"Ooh Doctor!" The captain moaned grinning at the annoyed man.
"Damnit Jim stop scaring the nurses." McCoy hissed at his friend from behind his desk and a stack of paperwork. "They already think we're together and now they're going to think I'm fucking the captain while I'm on duty."
Jim chuckled stretching his arms over his head and leaning back in his chair. "You know you love me Bones." He proclaimed winking at the older man.
A clipboard hit the lounging Captain in the face. "Get out of my medical bay before I give you a reason to be here."
"Ooh Doctor," Jim grinned wiggling his eyebrows. "Is that a promise?"
The ominous click of a hypo was enough to send Kirk running and laughing from the medical bay, leaving an annoyed doctor and several flushed and startled nurses behind him.