Boring. Boring, boring, boring, boring. That was how life went and went. For him - he who had lived long enough to have died multiple times - by now life could only be seen as one bad conveyor belt sushi place.
One that only served cucumber rolls.
Oh of course it had been okay at first. At first. Cucumber rolls are all well and good after all. But even the best food in the world can get a bit repetitive given enough time. And that's exactly what he felt like life had become.
Stuck in a loop, with an unending procession of cucumber rolls floating by. Although a single one would disappear quickly enough, it always seemed like there'd be three more crowding in to replace it.
If it was possible to sue the universe for false advertising, he would have gone for it. Wasn't life supposed to be exciting? A challenge? Something with an end? Just like the sign for a conveyor belt sushi shop would imply having a bit more variety, or, you know, something that could actually be considered sushi.
Joshua was about ready to shut the whole thing down. But then. But then –
A spicy tuna roll appeared.