Shwingness By Yami Malik

W00t w00t hey all partay people what is up yall jeeves. So uh this is my first fanfic so uh don't make fun of me and stuff .



Yugi was walking to the game shop with his friend Joey. The sun was beaming down on them. As they walked on the street. Smiles both on there faces they looked at each other and did that crazy anime thing I mean you cant do it in real life so why add it? Honestly, ever try to do the anime eye thing huh that's right you have and you know what im talking about. It doesn't look right.

Yugi was telling a story to Joey "So there I was on a pyramid with a thousand naked ladies screaming and throwing pickles at me"

Joey Replied with "Wow Yoog, that was awsome"

Yugi sucked it up and tried to look brave "DANG STRAIGHT"

All of a sudden some crazy guitar slamming some funk on, it sounded like "wochickicoo wochickikoo" and then Tristin (Honda heh his name is honda) poped out and was singing "whos the guy who can beat anybody in duel monsters anytime?" and Tea poped in and said "sha-er yugi" Tristin continued with "that yugi is one bad mother.." Tea came in saying "shuttcho mouth" Tristin "im only talkin' about Yugi" and then Tea went "we can dig it ^_^"

Joey arived at the Game shop and his Grand Father was standing there saying "Did you milk the cows today" Yugi laughed and shook his head no. His Grand father raged in anger "WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO?! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DO IT NOW YOU'VE RUINED THE SYSTEM" all of a sudden everything was all swirly and stuff er uh yeah that's it. All of a sudden Yugi and Joey passed out.

Yugi awoke and stoop up looking around and then yelled "Joey get up!"

Joey yawned and said "wha wha?" he then went wide eyed

Yugi said "I don't think we are in dinotopia anymore"

Joey confused said "dino what?"

Yugi looked around "uh look a aubledubblebubbleliciosasouras"

Joey "WOW YOUR RIGHT"

So they were off and were on there horses as a giant dragon popped out and yugi was all like "wait.wait.wait! What the? Yami Malik what are you doing"

I replied "im trying to add fantasyness to it, also to kill you" with an evil smirk

Joey with his funny talking said "The heck you are and I don't talk funny"

There was a long pause and then I said "yes you do" Anywho this sucked I wrote it in like a monkey worths a minuete and couldn't think of anything uh R&R whatever that means.

!!SHWING!!