Preface

Why? WHY? WHY do I have to be such a freak? Why couldn't I have just been an ordinary magical being? But nooooooo, I've got to be an 'agent.' Pah! More like stalker! Oh, hi (looks at reader) I didn't see you there. Let me introduce myself properly, I am Mirabel Hexelon. Y'know? The creepy, freak girl at Alfea? Yeah! That's me: The black haired girl and the one girl in the school who is always in detention. (Might I add that it is not my fault most of the time.)

Yes, I don't seem very confident. Yes, I have a bad reputation with almost every school in the dimension. No, not dimension… Realm, no…Galaxy. Yeah, that's it: Galaxy, but I'm really not a bad fairy at all. I still have feelings and I still have fun once in a while. It's just that people don't appreciate what I do! It's so irritating! (Not to be bragging) but if it weren't for ME this realm would probably be as dry and desolate as the craters of Sparx!

To cut to the chase, I'm not an ordinary Magix citizen. I have had to undergo special training just to be what I am. It may seem strange to most teenagers that I actually work full time but it doesn't seem strange to me at all. I'm only sixteen and I have gone places that only the most powerful wizards, witches, fairies, goblins etc have gone. This is all because I'm an (in the words of 'Mister Moustache Face' who you'll hear about a lot) "Incredibly powerful young woman." I'm not sure what that is supposed to mean but, hey, at least I know I'm an "Incredibly powerful young woman."

I'm sure you want to hear who 'Mister Moustache Face' is. He isn't really named 'Mister Moustache Face' in fact his real name is Prof. Tre-bee-catchy-ka-ran-CHEEEEEKA. The 'Cheeeka' part of his surname is usually the loudest, longest and is always 'stretched'. 'Mister Moustache Face' practically screams that part of his surname. It gets on my nerves. That's why I call him 'Mister Moustache Face' but I don't say it to his face. No, no-no. That would be just as good as jumping off a cliff without flying, or without a parachute (or something that could save my life.)

I call him 'Sir.' Simple and sweet: 'Sir.' Am I right or am I right? 'Mister Moustache Face' is the head of the organization that I work for. This Organization is called M.P.U.
(Magical Protection Unit.) It basically uses powerful magicians and witches and fairies etc to keep a watchful eye on certain people and protect them from danger. At the age of 5, every 'agent' is brought to headquarters (a secret camp) to learn things. These children usually learn fast and are able to remember things quite well. We are taught everything that would be taught to us in an ordinary magic school. (Just that we can cover a whole year's work of an ordinary school in just one day.)

It took us one year to learn everything that could/ would have been taught to us in our schooling career. Then for five years after that we were taught mostly how to develop our powers and how to go 'under-cover' and all those 'secret agent' things.
When I was twelve I had so much knowledge and skills that I had a choice to work. Like a real adult in the world. But who wants to work when most of your friends will become agents? I chose the 'agent' option.

So here I am. At Alfea.

I've been sent here to protect a princess named Bloom. I must have the hardest person in the creation to protect, because she honestly cannot relax! She goes everywhere! She even fights evil and stuff. Tell me how I'm supposed to trail someone like that?

I remember the time Bloom finally discovered she had powers and went to Alfea. It was a huge burden off me. Before then, I had to follow her every move and undo whatever magic she had un-knowingly performed. One time she turned a whole street to ice! I had to defrost them before anyone not-magical saw what she had done.

I was first assigned to protect Bloom when we were both 6 years old. I had already learnt all there was to learn at magic school, so it was simple and easy to reverse her magic. As she grew older though, her magic increased in strength.

'Agents' of M.P.U (Magical Protection Unit) are usually very young. Their ages vary from 5 to 2345. But the most common ages are 6-18. This is because we are always being asked to protect young ones, looking out for orphans, protecting rebellious teens etc.

Sometimes, I feel like a stalker of some sort. This is because I have to memorize every detail of Blooms personality, magic and a whole lot of other things I'll get into later.
I've also got to follow her everywhere. It's really unfair if you ask me. Too bad I don't have much of a choice. I feel sorry for some 'agents' though, like poor Jason Spellder who has to spy (he prefers the term: keep an eye) on the pet of Queen Esmeralda. Let me add that her pet happens to be a dragon. Poor Jason!

The last time I saw him was last semester at the M.P.U meeting in the Binary Galaxy.
His eyebrows and arm-hair had been scorched off. Luckily (with the help of Mwah) he was able to reverse the effects and get back to normal. M.P.U meetings are never fun but at least it's better than trailing Bloom. Sometimes she's off on dates with Sky. Sky is majorly protective over Bloom. He's always looking out for her, which sort of makes my life easier.

The problem is that it's difficult to get close to Bloom whenever HE'S around. I can't do my job. Obviously, Bloom has no idea that I'm trailing her. I must admit her magic is strong. Nothing I can't control though. Jason isn't my only friend from M.P.U, in fact I have quite a lot of friends. Too bad they're all gone off to far away solar systems to do 'jobs.' All accept one: Brandon.

Guess who he's trailing… I'm not telling you until you guess. Okay, I'll narrow it down a bit. It's either Stella or Sky. Are you guessing? Just pick one already! "Inky- Pinky-Ponky," "Eeny-meeny-miney-moe" or something but just choose one! Got one? Don't look at the paragraph below unless you've got one. Otherwise you're a spoilt sport. Have you chosen?

The person he's trailing IIIIIIIISSSSSS… Both! Ha! Got ya! Well anyway, back to the story. Brandon is the highest ranking 'agent' in the M.P.U (along with me that is.)

Now, Wise beardy face thinks highly of 'pretty boy' (Brandon) so he assigned him to two people. That's right, he must trail TWO people. He would be so stressed out. But here's the unfair catch: He gets to make friends with the people he has to trail but for me it's: "No Mirabel! I am very disappointed in you. Bloom could have caught a glimpse of your hair. She could've become suspicious! Blah Blah BLAH!"

I saved the REALM from the Trix! It's a long story, the rest of the diary explains the how, what, where, when and who.
This is my Diary. I'd love to remember it and tell it to my grandchildren one day. I might as well write it down!