The polar lands are very cold, scorpions live in the snow. The desert is very hot, the seals in the dessert are very cold. The ocean is very wet, the mermaids are very annoyed, and the Arabians are very annoyed I am very annoyed, the sun is very hot and the moon is very yellow. Everyone wants to kill Harry.

Harry and Hermione are in the closet doing something, making weird noises. Ginny passes and says "I always thought he like me best" and then she sulks away with a frown on her face. Dumbledore passes and he says to himself "Definitely a love potion" Neville Longbottom walks past and says "Whaaaaaaa, I thought she liked me" Ron passes and says rather unhappily "I always thought he liked me the best!" and runs away to cry. The next day Ron is hanging from the castle roof with a rope tied around his neck. Poor Ron Harry and Hermione were only discussing the noises best to please Professor Snape.