Lunch Break
By, THE ONE AND ONLY SUPER MAGUS!
Disclamer:I do not own the Legend of Mana characters, Squaesoft does. I'm just torturing them :-)
After a long, HORRIBLE day of all of the LOM cast messing up.
Director:*Sees another blooper occur*CUT! Let's break for lunch.(Thinks)I can't work like this.
Pearl: Finally! I'm starving!
Elazul: Me too.
Pearl: *runs into Elazul* Get out of my way!
Elazul: Eek!*runs*
Chumpy:*Sighs and buries head in hands*
Bud: Has anyone seen Monique?
Lisa: I think she's in here.*Opens a door where the lights are off and Monique is sitting in the corner, dressed in black, meditating*
Monique: CLOSE THE DOOR!
Lisa: AHH!*Shuts door* I don't think Monique will be joining us, she's in one of her "Moods".
Gilbert: Great.
Elle: *Flys in" Has anyone seen my shoes?*runs nto Gilbert*
Gilbert: AHHH! COOTIES!*Runs off*
Pearl: Where's my lunch?!
Chumpy: *Whispers to Bud* What's wrong with her?
Pearl: *grabs Chumpy's collar* WHAT DID YOU SAY?! *Slams him up against the wall*
Chumpy: *gurgle*
Pearl: Good.*Throws him on the floor*
Elazul: *Stares*
Pearl: What are YOU looking at?!
Elazul: Nothing!*Runs away*
Bud:*Pokes Chumpy with a stick* Medic!
Mana Goddess: I hate this time of day.
Pearl: *Sits down at a table, pulls out a bag* Let's see *reaches in bag, pulls out garlic* Yeah.*Eats garlic*
Everyone:*Backs slowly away from Pearl*
Director:Okay everyone. Lunch is over. Where's Monique?
Lisa:*points to the room where Monque was*
Director: Not again.
Everyone: *Walks away*Good luck!
Director: *Gulps and open door*
The rest is too ugly to tell.
The End!
OKay, that was dumb. I was board.
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