Truth or Dare: ITALIAN STYLE

by Tricksterz

Look at your story, now back to mine. Now back at your story, now back to mine. Sadly, it isn't mine because you worked more than five minutes on it. Look down, back up. Where are you? reading this and wasting your time.

Nikki: ELEMENT, I'M BOOOOORREEEDDD! (Sprawled on sofa, feet in Element's face)

Element: NO dip, Sherlock.

Nikki: (lifts head) I know what we can do! (snaps fingers, NOW ON A BEACH)

Element: Why are we here?

Nikki: TRUTH OR DARE SHOW! (snaps fingers and nations appear)

China: (in the middle of yelling at Russia. Stops, turns around. Stomps foot) Suck BALL aru!

Nikki: Ciao! Welcome to yet another Truth or Dare! We were bored. I'm Nikki, your host. (short auburn hair, hazel eyes, red dress shirt, ripped jeans and vans)

Element: (green tee, dark jeans, blonde hair, brown eyes.) I'm your other host, ElementalQuest, but if you call me anything but Element, I will send Nikki on you. (everyone turns to Nikki, who is now holding a wicked gun) Now onto rules... (gasps, sees italy, and glomps him) ITTTTALLLYYY!

Italy: Ve~!

Nikki: (gives Element weird look. Turns back to nations and claps hands together) Alright! Onto rules. Rule One: If you don't do a dare or truth, then you must help me clean my weapons (Evil smile) Rule Two: Only four hosts, which includes ourselves. And that's about it for now... Anything to add, Element?

Element: (shakes head no, then yelps) HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE!

France: (is behind Element) Honhonhonhonhon~

Nikki: (pimp slaps France across the beach) Groping=No, no. Oh! Before I forget, you can dare the hosts as well, and hosts can dare each other. So, Element. Any dares to start us off?

Element: MWahahahahahahaha! (rubs hands together evilly, sky darkens, thunder sounds and lightning strikes) Why yes I do.

Nikki: (Pales) Heh, so, what is it?

Element: You must sit in France's lap for five rounds! (Prussia and her high five)

Nikki: (sinks to knees) NOOOOOOOO! (sighs) France, get over here.

France: (Appears from no where) Oui?

Element: (snaps fingers, camp chair appears) Nikki has to sit in your lap for the next five rounds~!

France: (sits down and pulls Nikki into lap) Cozy, mon cherie?

Nikki: I am so going to kill the both of you. Hey, can I get up to punish people?

Element: Yes, but you must return to his lap, and can't stay out of it for too long.

Nikki:...I hate you, you know that right?

Element: How could you not?

Nikki: (shrugs) Could be worse... any other dares?

Element: Nope. Your turn for a dare.

Nikki: Okay. Russia! You must become one with ME.

Russia: Okay. (Walks over, and whispers something into Nikki's ear. Nikki whispers something back)

Element: ...What did you say?

Nikki: If you want to know, become one with me, si?

Russia: Or me!

Nikki: Well, that's all for this chapter. America, do the disclaimer!

America: Hetalia doesn't belong to Tricksterz or ElementalQuest.

Nikki and Element: See ya!