A/N: This story is about the main character of Pokemon Gold and Silver his name is Kamon (the same name I named him on Pokemon Silver a long time ago) Kamon had just finish his Johto Region challenge (which he didn't win) and now he's wants to try and win the Sinnoh League, can he do it, just read my new story. He's not exactly Gold, but actually a parody. But he still suppose to look a lot like him.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything Pokemon related.

Pokemon Sinnoh: Kamon's Challenges

Chapter 1: A Kid Named Kamon

The S.S. Anne docked at the port of the Sandgem Town beach, many young trainer who had finish there Johto Region and Kanto Region challenge got off the boat and headed towards Prof. Rowan Laboratory to receive there first Sinnoh Region Pokemon.

But one trainer with an baseball cap black on one side and gold on the other stood in the boat doorway. "Uhhh…That ride was soooooo boring and long, it felt like I was on that boat forever." Kamon jumped off the boat smirking. "Well let's hope the wait was worth it's time."

"Ok now, let's take a look see at that flyer Prof. Elm gave me." Kamon pulled out his Sinnoh Region flyer for a starter Pokemon. "Hmmm, ok it say here that I suppose to be looking for a guy named Prof. Rowan. Hmmm wonder how he looks like?" he then flipped over his flyer and saw Prof. Rowan picture. "Ewww, that guy really need to get himself to the plastic surge, and quick."

Kamon was walking while reading the flyer, he made a mistake and crashed into somebody. "Ouch, sorry about that. I guess I wasn't looking where I was going." Kamon said while picking himself off the ground. Kamon then took a closer look at the person he bump into. It was a girl and a pretty one too.

The girl looked like Dawn in the face, but had Paul's mean disposition, her hair was also the same color as Paul, meaning it was purple. The girl didn't seem very happy and so she snapped. "You clumsy oaf! Look what you did to my bag." she yelled as she showed him her bag.

Kamon didn't seem to care what she had to say, the only thing he did was swoon. "You're so hot! What's your name baby?!"

The girl stood there in disbelief. "Wha…What did you just say?!"

Kamon smirked as he continued gawking the girl up and down. "Damn! I never met a chick as curvy as you before baby."

The girl then sighed. "I never meet a boy as incommodious as you before, either."

Kamon stood there perplexed. "Incomm…Wha…What you talking 'bout?!"

The girl rolled her eyes from Kamon's ignorant. "You're such a pig! That's what incommodious means." The girl just sighed as she walked past Kamon.

Kamon then said. "Wait, wait aren't you going to tell me your name? Mine's Kamon." Kamon watched as the girl ignored him and kept walking. "Uhhh…Not even your Pokegear number?!" he said while sighing. "I just let a fine one slip off from me then."

Kamon had finally arrived in the city of Sandgem Town. "Ok the only thing I have to now is find this Prof. Rowan, then I'll be able to challenge and win the Sinnoh League, just like I almost did with the Johto Region." Kamon spotted a huge laboratory in the middle of the city. "Hmm, a laboratory? Professors usually works in laboratories, so if I go inside I'll probably find that Prof. Rowan guy." Kamon entered the laboratory, the laboratory was all junky and paper was stroll all over the floor. "Huh, what's going on here?" Kamon said while looking around.

A boy with a red beret entered the room Kamon was in. "Um, how can I help you?"

Kamon then said. "I was looking for Prof. Rowan. Do you know where I can find him?"

The boy scratched his head. "I think he's out on in Lake Verity doing some researching. Why? Do you need him?"

Kamon then smirked. "Yeah. You see, I'm here to receive my first Sinnoh Region starter Pokemon and win the Sinnoh League."

The boy smirked back. "Oh? I see. I'm also a Pokemon Trainer, so that means we're rivals." The boy then walked over to Kamon and shook his hand. "By the way my name's Lucas."

Kamon gave Lucas the thumbs up as he said. "Cool! My name's Kamon, it's nice to meet ya."

Lucas then said. "Alright Kamon, when you get your starter Pokemon I'll be expecting a battle from you, ok."

"Dude, I wouldn't have it any other way, but you already know who's going to win." Kamon said as he left and head toward Lake Verity.

"Yeah, Me!" Lucas said with a chuckle as he waived.

"Ok I guess I should check my Pokegear, Prof. Elm did download the Sinnoh Region map in it after all." Kamon made his way through Twinleaf field (I can't remember all them damn routes) on his way to Lake Verity he saw a lot of Sinnoh Pokemon scurrying around the field. "Whoa! What was that?! It sorted look like a beaver."

Kamon finally had made it to Lake Verity. "Hmmm? According to my Pokegear this is Lake Verity." He then started looking around. "Huh, I thought Lucas said that I would find Prof. Rowan here." Suddenly he heard somebody shouting. "Oh no somebody's in trouble! I have to go and help them." Kamon ran deeper inside Lake Verity, there he found Prof. Rowan running from a flock of Starly. Kamon just stood there staring at the Starly. "Huh? What are those bird things?!"

Prof. Rowan turned around and saw Kamon. "Mm yes. You there. Help me if you please." Prof. Rowan said calmly.

"Help you?! But I don't have any Pokemon on me." he said while watching Prof. Rowan run away from the angry Starly.

Prof. Rowan then pointed at his bag it was stuck in up a tree. "You see that bag up there? Well if you can reach it you'll be able to find three Pokeballs inside. You can use one of the Pokemon to battle the Starly."

"A tree?! How did your bag end up in a tree?!" Kamon then looked up at the tree and sighed. "Uh…Ok let's see if I can climb up there." Kamon climbed up the knocking the bag out of the tree, the bag then landed on the ground, and the Pokeballs came rolling out of the bag scatting in different directions. "Oh no! The Pokeballs!" Kamon jumped down and started running behind the rolling Pokeballs. Kamon was just about to pick one of the Pokeball up, but somebody picked up before him. "Hey?! Give back that Pokeball." Kamon lifted his head up, it was that girl he met in Sandgem Town. "It's Y-you?"

The girl placed her hands on her hips and sighed. "Yes me. And you're that perverted boy I met in Sandgem Town. What're you doing here?!" she then noticed that Kamon was trying to look under her skirt. "HEY?!" She then pushed him away and slighty blushed. "WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!" she then folded her arms and sighed. "Ugh, you're such a PIG." Kamon just sat on the ground chuckling.

Prof. Rowan then sighed. "Um…Excuse me. You seem to have forgotten something." Prof. Rowan ran to a dead-end and the Starly was getting ready to swoop down for an attack.

Kamon then shouted. "Aw, crap! I forgot about Prof. Rowan." he then started panicking. "Oh no and I still haven't found all of the Pokeballs."

The girl then sighed. "And you call yourself a Pokemon Trainer." she then showed Kamon all three of the Pokeballs.

Kamon was baffled. "When did you find all of the Pokeball?!"

She then yelled. "Will you hurry up and choose one of these Pokeballs." Kamon's annoyance was beginning to get on her nerves.

Kamon picked up a random Pokeball. "Thanks baby." he said while winking at the girl. Kamon then stared at the Pokeball and smirked. "Alright I can feel it. This one's a winner. Go! Pokeball!!" Kamon threw the Pokeball and a red monkey with a flame on it's butt came out. Kamon just stared at the Pokemon. "Whoa it looks so cool...What is it?!"

The girl just sighed. "You really are an idiot." she then pointed at Prof. Rowan, who was still dodging some of the Starly's attacks. "Prof. Rowan really needs your help, so tell Chimchar to attack."

Kamon then smirked at Chimchar. "So this Pokemon called Chimchar eh? Alright then Chimchar use…" he then turned towards the girl. "Hey baby? What attacks does Chimchar has?!"

The girl then said. "You're an idiot and a pervert." she then sighed heavy. "Chimchar's a Fire-Type Pokemon right? So use a Fire- Type attack, AND STOP CALLING ME BABY!!"

Kamon started thinking. My Cyndaquil was a fire type too, so maybe this Chimchar can perform a Flame Wheel like Cyndaquil. Kamon then looked at Chimchar and pointed at the Starly. "Chimchar use Flame Wheel and hurry up." Chimchar ran towards the Starly with it's body engulfed in flames, it then rammed into countless Starly setting them all on fire. Kamon rubbed his nose while grinning. "Alright way to go Chimchar! Those Starly never stood a chance!!" Kamon watched as all the Starly fled away.

Prof. Rowan then walked over to Kamon. "Ahhh, you battled superbly young man."

Kamon then smirked. "Thank you sir, by the way my name's Kamon."

Prof. Rowan nodded. "Mm yes. Sorry, that was my mistake." he then looked at the girl. "Ah Berlitz, I didn't noticed you there. Lucas must told you where I was?" Berlitz slowly nodded her head.

Kamon then walked in front of Berlitz and just stared at her. "Berlitz huh, that's a weird name for a chick, I hope you're not pulling my legs." he turned away and started thinking to himself. I have been tricked before.

Berlitz looked at Kamon and snapped. "Berlitz is my last name you nimrod." she then smirked while pushing her long purple hair backward. "You're telling me you've never heard of my father, he's was once one of the most powerful trainers in the world, and the leader of the Berlitz court, so if it wasn't for my father peoples wouldn't be able to buy Poketch." Berlitz then noticed that Kamon was mocking her by making his hand seem like it was talking. "How dare you mock the name of Berlitz!!" she sneered.

Kamon then grabbed his hand. "No hand stop that this instant, there will be no mocking of the rich hot chick. Beside I have no idea what a Poketch is."

Berlitz then snarled. "I had just about enough of you and your annoying flirting." she then smirked. "How about we have battle, if you win I'll promise to tried to remember your name and maybe…We…Could become…Fr…Fr…Friends, but if you lose you'll have to promise to NEVER flirt with me again."

Kamon smirked. "I'll never backed out of a challenge and I'm not going to start now, so you have yourself a deal pretty lady."

Berlitz then gave Kamon a sexy like smirked. "Well my friend you're going to wish you did regret this challenge." she then turned towards Prof. Rowan. "Prof. Rowan will you be the referee for our match?"

Prof. Rowan then replied. "Mm yes, of course I'll be the referee for this match."

Berlitz then smirked. "I hope you ready to lose to a trainer of an superior caliber, you perverted brainless moron."

Kamon then said with one eye open. "Ouch, now was that really necessary?" he then smirked. "But really. You got it wrong here baby cakes, it going to be you who lose to me." Both trainer stare each other down.

A/N: Our heroes Kamon is getting ready to have his first Sinnoh Region Pokemon Battle against Berlitz, can Kamon defeat the arrogant trainer. Stay tune for the next chapter.