A/N: Okay, here's some random drabbling. I was just in the mood to write. The endings not my best, but hey. It was still fun to write! I love the awkward bromance between Wally and Robin. Half the time they want to kill each other but the other half of the time they would die for each other. I kinda just played off of that. Please enjoy, and tell me what you think!
Disclaimer: I don't own Young Justice.
Robin slouched in his chair. "I'm boreddddddd," he moaned loudly, his voice echoing about the mountain. He rested his feet on the coffee table and mumbled under his breath.
The two leading ladies of the team looked over at him from the kitchen. Artemis was trying to teach M'gann how to make a Vietnamese dish. "Go spar with someone," suggested Artemis. "Or upgrade the security! You seem to enjoy doing that!" added the Martian with a smile.
The boy wonder shook his head at both ideas. "I already updated the cave's tech twice today and Batman gets annoyed if I do it too many times in one afternoon. Kaldur is swimming and doesn't want to be bothered. Conner says he's 'not in the mood' and Wally is trying and failing to sew a hole in his uniform. Unless either of you want to spar?"
The two girls looked at each other. "How about we watch some TV instead?" Ignoring Robin's mumbles about being unhealthy and getting fat, the girls sat down on the couch and turned the TV on.
They flipped through multiple channels. M'gann wanted to stop at the fashion shows but thankfully Artemis didn't let her. "Ooh!" the blonde exclaimed moments later. Robin looked up, hoping to find an interesting show. Instead, he saw a picture of his own face splayed across the 60 inch screen.
Well, not Robin's face. Richard Grayson's face. He inwardly groaned as the two girls started chattering about how adorable he was. He sunk down lower in the seat, wishing for it to be over soon. Of course, Wally chose that moment to skid into the room.
"Okay, Rob, I admit defeat. I can't sew. I think I actually made this hole bigger! Can you get Agent A to….whoa, why are we staring at the richest kid in Gotham?" he questioned, changing topics midway through.
"He's rich, too? Wow…" M'gann trailed off dreamily.
Robin made frantic eye contact with Wally, hoping his best friend would help him out. He probably would have, if not for the pranks the Dark Squire had played on the red head the day before. "You know, I bet Robin and Batman have had to save this kid before. I mean, he is obviously a target. What stories can you tell us, Robin?" he said with a smirk.
The only sign the raven-haired boy gave of anger was a slight narrowing of his eyes. To hide his feelings, Robin got up to retrieve. Annoyed at the lack of a reaction, Wally took his as his cue to embarrass his best friend as much as possible. "Ooh! I bet this little pre-teen has a girlfriend! Actually, I don't know. He's pretty short."
Artemis dismissed this with a wave of her hand. "Okay, one? He's WAY hotter than you." Robin smirked as he took a sip of water. "And two, he goes to my school. He's dating Barbara Gordon," she earnestly continued.
Robin choked on his water, spluttering. Of course, Kaldur walked in right at that moment, toweling off his hair. After saving Robin, he inquired as to what had made it happen. Artemis quickly obliged him. For his part, Wally just sat there and laughed at his friend's expression.
"Um, yeah. They aren't dating! Just saying," Robin tried to explain, but was quickly cut off by M'gann.
"Wait! Artemis, can you get me an autograph? He may be a little kid now, but by the time he's older he will somebody important. I can tell."
The archer shrugged before turning back to the TV. "Hey, he's almost fourteen. That's only a year younger than me, so he's not really that little. Let's take a vote!"
"Take a vote on what?" Superboy asked, walking into the room.
"Great. Now the gang's all here to watch my humiliation," muttered the boy wonder, sinking his face into his hands as Conner was brought up to speed.
Artemis spoke again. "Okay, let's vote now! I know that me and M'gann both think he's a hottie so that's two votes for. Conner, Kaldur, what are your thoughts?" The two both admitted to thinking him physically fit; Artemis took that as two yeses. "Robin?" she quizzed.
His eyes grew wide and he looked towards Wally. He didn't know how to answer. Although Wally had to admit it was funny to begin with he now felt guilty for putting his friend in such an awkward position. The fastest boy alive tried to salvage his friendship and the situation. Unfortunately he showcased one of his best known habits: Putting one super-fast foot in his mouth.
"Well, I think he's pretty good-looking!" All of the heads swiveled in his direction. "I, uh, that is to say…Robin. What was your answer again?" Three heads turned back to Robin. Artemis gave her boyfriend a look that said they would be discussing his comment later, but grudgingly looked away.
Thankfully Robin was saved by the intercom. "Team, meet in the mission room," Batman's gruff voice ordered. His apprentice gave a quick sigh of relief and raced off. The rest followed, albeit more slowly.
Wally was about to enter the mission room when a hand fell to his shoulder. "Something you need to tell me, Wallace?" Wally turned around to face the deep threatening face of Daddy-bats.
"No, sir!"
Kid Flash gave a quick salute and, as usual, bid a hasty retreat. "Robin, you better not be bored anymore!"
A/N: And that's a wrap! I would love to hear some feedback so that I can improve! Thanks guys.