Mis: There's a good reason that I'm not allowed to hold conversations in the wee hours of the morning, namely 2 to 3 AM. The below is precisely why. My friend Rosie and I were listening to "Lather, Rinse, Obey!" by Dr. Drakken on Kim Possible and me, being the crazed moron I am at 2AM, decided I could imagine Marik singing this song. So we then decided, like all sane people do, to make a parody song. We worked in a collaboration with this and I must say, we did pretty damn well.

Marik: EXCELLENT. I get my own song!

Bakura: ... Why the hell am I involved in this.

Mis: Shut up, Fluffy. (Bakura: excuse me?) Besides, it's a minor roll ... We were going to use "Malik" instead of Marik but ... well, let's face it. Only one word really rhymes with that [wink]

Marik: What is she talking about?

Bakura: [immediately knows but says nothing] ... I couldn't hazard a guess.

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Marik:

Okay! Give me a beat, Bakura! ... ... Bakura? [silence] Fine! If you want a beat done right, do it your friggin' self.

[cough, clears throat; starts beat-boxing]

Yo, yo, yo! I used to be Marik!
But now I am barbaric!

Got a midrift baring shirt
and a tendency to flirt
Obey and you won't get hurt!

I've got me a millenium rod,
and rocking sexy tan bod!

Now Marik wants a hug
And to addict the world to drugs;
Leather shoes? I'm a motorcycle thug!

My partner in crime Bakura
He has a British aura (oo-ra?)
With the gay-dar in his ring
Kills all my attempts to sing,
Together evil we shall bring!

Let's do this .. grr .. frig-friggin' hell, oh come on, GAH!

Had dreams to kill the Pharaoh
With Mr. Tweetums, my sparrow!

All end in despair
so after much tearing of hair
I leave my fate to the ... GUMMY BEARS?
(wait... what? FRIGGIN' HELL)

Thanks to a leather-pants cad
there's no mind-slaves to be had!

Don't care if it's not true
Since you'll be subdued
After one dose of my Steve Shampoo!

Later, Rinse, and Obey!
All Steves must wash their hair today!
You may think I'm gay, but no I'm really straight!

Come on lemme hear you sayyy...

Later, rinse, and obey-
Oh, and Bakura is definitely gay!

My product's in a rap song, time to get your game on
(Jaden: gay!)
With Marik Ishtar's Name-changing Shampoo and Cranium RINSEEEEE!

Bakura: For sheezy it's off the heezy... (ugh, why did I agree to this)

Mis: ... You can't unsee it.

Marik: BAKURA, tell me, what rhymes with my alias Malik Blishtar? I demand to know!

Bakura: I really don't think you want to know, Marik. [sigh]

Mis: [ignoring them] Read & Review & Critique please! Flame if you so feel compelled, but since I'm pretty sure you just used some "Lather, Rinse, Obey [Steve Edition]" shampoo, I'm doubtful you will [wink]

Marik: I demand to know what rhymes with my name!

Bakura: [sighs] Only you wouldn't figure it out.