Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing or its characters I do however own allergies and my own insanity.

Setting: Caledonia High School

Expressions: `.'? (confused), `.'! (surprised), _ (upset), ^_^; (sweatd v_v (exasperated)

G.T.- Gym Teacher

Symbols: **Shows action, = = shows thought

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GYM

Heero: *Glares at Duo*

Duo: What?!

Heero: Your hair, just smacked me in the face...hn...*glare*

Duo: Oh, look! A fellow student! *waves*

Student: *Gasps* *charages*

Duo: *blinks* no autographs, please...'_`;

Student: *Runs passed Duo and glomps Heero*

Heero: *blinks*...o.O!..._...Omae o koruso!

Duo: `.'!...'.'?...

Group of female students: *Enter Gym* *charge* *huggle Duo*

Duo: ...Wha-?...'.'!...Ladies, I can't breath...^_^;...*is turning blue*

G.T: Squad lines- '.'! ...Girls...I know you want to welcome the new student, but it looks like she needs some air...

Duo: =She?= I'm a boy!

G.T: `.'!...'.'?...Okay then- no groping the new student...

Duo: v_v

Several minutes later:

G.T: *Taking attendence* *pauses* Class, this is a perfect example of what not to wear *points to Heero's spandex and tank-top*

Heero: *glare* Omae o koruso

G.T: Was that a foreign form of profanity?

Heero: Hai baka

G.T: ...'.'?...

Duo: No, no, no *jumps in front of Heero(braid slaps 01 pilot in face)*

Heero: Hn...*glare*

Duo: *waving hands in front of him* Don't be silly...he was...er...just commenting on how nice your toupe is...^_^;

G.T: Get back in line...v_v

Duo: `Kay ^_^; *gets back in line next to Heero*

End pt. 1

Authors' Notes: We're not allowed to wear tank-tops or spandex at my school.