Hey guys... I was really, really bored a while ago, and my bffs and I had invented OCs for Ouran. I was bored to an extent that I decided to write a really, really long fanfic about the said OCs, the Hosts, and a wedding, along with some other interesting stuff going on.

Basic Summary: Haruhi and Tamaki are getting married! The Hosts all arrive 12 days before the wedding, which ends in lots of fun, drama, and screw-ups. What happens when Kyoya's wife is now obsessed with babies, Honey's new girlfriend is trying to figure out how to tell him that she wants this relationship to last forever, Hikaru, who's always drunk, crushes on a random emo girl, and Tamaki is just being Tamaki? Not to mention the fact that Renge and Ranka have some activites to entertain the hosts- which might or might not end in food fights, being stung by jellyfish, making out on boats, and three-day-long murder mystery real life roleplays.

OCs Featured:

Lea Yang Ootori: Kyoya's wife, up and coming model, mentally and physically abused in high school, joined Host Club as an Assistant Manager. Total bitch at times, inherently evil, but can also be sweet, not the brightest knife in the drawer but knows how to run a good bargain and rock some heels. Also too emotional for her own good. Technically she could be canon because all that was stated about Kyoya's girlfriend/wife is that she and Kyoya were of the same social status and that they fell in love despite their best intentions. I hate OCs too, so I won't judge if you hate mine. Yes, that is what my account is named after.

Sally Yang Hittachiin: She's not my OC, she's my BFF's, and she's a happy go lucky girl, the adopted sister of Lea. She's Kaoru's wife, the first of the host club to get married, and she states the blatant truth most of the time and is a total optimist. Loves everyone and everything, makes a great hippie.

Dawn Hiroka: Not my OC, the OC of one of my other BFF's. She's short (shorter than Honey, which is why he was interested in the first place) and is kind of a 'Princess Diaries' girl that just suddenly became rich because of a distant relative. She's snarky, (mean at times) and seems to have no feelings, and seems to be the female, more impulsive version of Kyoya. She wonders who the hell she became Honey's girlfriend on a daily basis. Also is completely and utterly against cursing.

I hope you enjoy the fic!

Day One, Morning

Lea walked down the street in a haze, wearing flats for the first time in a long time. Looking down at her pink-slippered feet, Lea frowned. "My feet look so fat in these shoes." She muttered, wrinkling her nose. She looked up, wondering if there were any shoe stores nearby, to be surprised by a pair of red headed twins in front of her. "Hikaru?" She asked, bewildered. "Kaoru? What are you doing here?"

Hikaru shrugged. "I thought we could go out to lunch."

"Alright." Lea said, still feeling kinda tipsy.

"Wait!" Kaoru yelled, "Apparently Sally's about to have the baby!" He was looking at his phone in utter shock.

"What?" Hikaru exclaimed in turn, "I didn't even know she was pregnant!" Kaoru didn't respond and instead rushed off towards their car. Hikaru looked on for a second before grabbing Lea by the wrist and dragging her along.

The black haired girl was plopped in the car without her even realizing it. Outside, the rainbow colored streets whipped by, the unicorns roaming them becoming a blur. Wait what? Rainbow? Unicorns? Even though Lea realized something was wrong, no matter how hard she concentrated, the streets looked the same, and so did the creatures roaming them. Lea turned to ask the twins about what in hell was going on, but they were too busy calling up every contact they knew. They neared a looming hospital, with OOTORI printed across it in huge letters. Hikaru yanked Lea out of the vehicle, and the twins and Lea ran up the stairs.

Somehow, Sally was in a room right by the entrance.

"She can go home now." The nurse said, placing a baby in Sally's arms. Pushing past the twins, Lea neared her niece and grabbed her from her sister. The baby had pale, glowing skin, and silky black locks. Her eyes were a bright and glowing green, and looked up at her with earnest. She blinked.

Lea's face broke into a smile as she coddled the child, not letting its father, mother, or uncle near it. The pink drapes around the child bundled it up adorably, making Lea want to plant a huge kiss on it's forehead.

"Hey, Lea, give me my baby!" Sally whined.

Lea didn't respond. "It's so adorable." She said, and the baby giggled and cooed in response. "So precious." The baby smiled again and closed its eyes, falling into a deep slumber almost immediately.

"Hey, Lea," Kaoru said, reaching for the child. "Let me see her!"

Lea pushed him away, holding the baby against her chest. The little bundle of warmth warmed not only her arms but her heart as well. She was sure that her cardiovascular muscles were gonna burst, because she was surely in love. "No," she said, tears pooling in her eyes. "I don't want to let her go." She help the baby tighter, and tighter, despite everyone trying to take the baby from her.

"Please," she pleaded. "I want to hold her for a little bit more!" The baby woke up, her face breaking into a smile yet again. Lea brushed a stray lock out of the baby's face and kissed her forehead, being as loving as Lea Yang Ootori could possibly even fathom.

The twins, the nurse, and Sally then laid off, looking at her suspiciously. Lea cradled the baby again, touching the side of her cheek slowly. "What's her name?"

"I'm not sure yet." Sally confessed, shrugging as if she hadn't just given birth to a child. "I'll figure it out."

Lea nodded slowly and bopped the baby's nose with her finger. The child reached up and grabbed Lea's necklace, her very expensive necklace, and yanked at it, hard. The clasp of the weak chain broke, and the gemstone beads clattered all over the floor. But for once in her life, Lea Yang Ootori was not mad. Instead, she disregarded the event entirely, and kept on cradling the child, and her friends and sister looked on in confusion.

"Let me see her," Kaoru said finally, and took the child from Lea's arms before she could say a thing.

"Wait!" Lea exclaimed, reaching for the child, but Kaoru had moved away, and the child began to wail loudly.

"Give her to me!" Sally said, taking the child from her husband, but the child didn't relent its screams. Hikaru tried, the nurse tried, nothing worked. Lea felt almost smug- the baby hadn't cried with her.

Sally eventually had the same thought and called Lea over. "Make her stop," She asked Lea. "I think she liked you."

Lea tooked the child in her arms, looking down at her. Her heart sunk as the baby continued to cry, despite the fact that Lea was holding her. Her heart broke into a million pieces, it seemed, and the tears couldn't stop themselves from flooding her cheeks. "It's me," she told the baby, "Your aunt Lea." But the baby didn't notice her words or didn't care. Or maybe she didn't understand, but the thought didn't cross Lea's mind. Suddenly, the door broke open, and a flood of crystal clear water rained out into the white room, followed by a drenching wet Tamaki, Kyoya, Honey, Mori, Dawn, and Haruhi.

"Where's Sally?" They all chorused. "Where's the child?" They were like a practiced choir, perfectly in sync.

Lea held out her hands to show them Sally's daughter, only to realize that she was gone.

"Where is she?" Kaoru yelled at Lea, eyes wild.

"I don't know!" Lea said, stepping back, the water around her ankles sloshing.

"You kidnapped her!" Sally yelled, face red.

"No, I didn't! I swear!" Lea cried, sinking back. It was then when she felt like she was falling, falling, falling. Right through the floor, through the dirt and cement, right to the Earth's core.

~Of Weddings, Baby Fever, and Long Overdue Reunions~

Lea gasped and sat up at once, breathing ragged. Her hair was a mess, and the warm air and yellow rays of light from the tropical setting outside the huge windows of the room hit her like a slap.

Startled, she tried to smoothen out her silk nightgown and flatten her hair, to no avail. Kyoya twisted next to her with a groan. One of his soulful eyes half opened. "Is something wrong?" He slurred, as if he was drunk.

"N-no." Lea took a deep breath, her eyes darting over the impeccable hotel room again, as if a monster would jump out any second.

Kyoya's long arm reached out, and his porcelain colored hand grabbed her honey-tanned wrist. "Then come go back to bed."

Lea freed her wrist from the older boy's gently and shook her head. "I'm gonna go for a walk."

Kyoya squinted. This was unusual for Lea, who would rather murder someone than get out of bed. "Nightmare?" He asked, receiving a small nod. "Do you want me to come with you?"

"No, go back to bed." Lea sighed, pulling on a bathrobe.

"Good. Because I wasn't going to come anyways." Kyoya grumbled, and pulled a blanket over his head childishly. Lea smiling slightly, and pushed her feet into fluffy bed slippers. She opened the hotel room door with a quiet swish and stuffed her key card in her pocket.

Tamaki had recently gotten engaged to Haruhi, and he'd decided there was no better place to host the wedding than a tropical island in the middle of nowhere. He wanted it to be a 'quiet, family affair', so of course he ended up inviting the entire graduating class of his Ouran year, and not to mention all of his closest friends and a good deal of people from other Ouran graduating years and all his father's business acquaintances too.

Lea and Kyoya had been put at the end of a private hotel's hall on the ground floor, with huge windows overlooking the lapping waves on the golden beaches. Gorgeous scenery, really.

And down the hall the rooms went, holding all the Host Club members in one hallway. Tamaki had been upset though- he hadn't wanted to seperate them all. So he insisted that the current arrangement be temporary until he had a mattress room made- in a vague imitation of the mattress room Lea and Sally had owned at the resort. From the looks of it, the room was nearly done, and Kyoya was by no means eager about it.

"There's no privacy around the blonde idiot," Kyoya had said, pushing up his glasses, but Lea knew that Kyoya didn't mean it- at least not the idiot part. Because despite everything, Tamaki was annoyingly lovable, and Kyoya was his best friend.

Lea wandered down the hall, trying to remember which room had been Sally and Kaoru's. I'm an idiot. Lea thought, And Dawn would second that. Lea flipped out her phone and scrolled down to the text conversation between Sally and her.

Which room r u in again?

The tanned girl typed and sent the message in less than three seconds, her experienced fingers dancing across the keys.

504. The one right next to urs, doofus .

Oh, right. Lea thought, facepalmed. Pocketing her phone, her eyes darted over the golden plates next to each door. She located 504 and walked towards it, though the door opened before she even raised her hand to knock.

"Sall-"

"Shhh!" The blonde hissed, finger over her mouth. "Kaoru's still sleeping! The jet lag is killing him!"

"Oh," Lea whispered. "What about you?"

"Me?" Sally giggled silently. "I'm fine. What do you need?"

"I..I wanted to talk." Lea said, twisting a black ringlet that had fallen out of her bun around her finger.

Sally raised an eyebrow. "About what?"

Lea sighed, and opened her mouth to say something, but nothing came out, and instead she worked her jaw.

Sally's curious stare pressed into her. "What is it?"

Her twin tried, and failed to say something again.

The freckled girl was getting impatient. "Tell meeeeeeee!" She whined, and grabbed Lea's shoulders, shaking them vigorously.

"If I lose your daughter you won't blame me right?" Lea finally blurted.

Sally stopped shaking and looked at her sister with a 'are-you-high?' face.

Lea's face turned red. "I mean- if you had a daughter and she suddenly disappeared into thin air when I was holding her you wouldn't blame me right?"

Sally stared again, this sentence making no more sense than the first. "Was this some sort of dream?" She asked finally.

"Salllllyyyyy…" Kaoru groaned, arm flailing out as if he was trying to hit an alarm clock. "What's happeninggggg…"

"Lea came over." Sally said curtly. "And she's blabbing about me having babies."

Kaoru sat up at once. "Babies, eh?" He said, rubbing the sleep out of his eyes with a loud yawn. "What's up all of a sudden?"

Sally pulled her befuddled twin over to the bed and sat her down. "Was it a dream or no?" Sally asked again.

"Yes." Lea said quietly, brushing her hand through the fallen locks from her bun.

"Explain."

Lea spent the next few minutes summarizing her bizarre dream, starting with the red-headed twins, the rainbow sidewalks and unicorns pedestrians, the baby in the hospital, and ending with the flood and falling right through the Earth. Even as she explained it, the formerly vivid memories of the dream began to fade, leaving her fumbling to explain the fragment left.

Kaoru listened with a thoughtful expression, brow creased, and Sally nodded along, a similarly thoughtful expression gracing her own cheerful face.

"Well then." Sally said, sharing a look with Kaoru. Lea caught the look, but wasn't sure what it meant, so she didn't push it.

Kaoru smirked slightly. "Lea," He began. "I think that-"

"You need a break!" Sally exclaimed loudly. Kaoru pouted, as if she'd cut him off, which she obviously had. Kaoru frowned and wrinkled his nose at Sally, to which she stuck out her tongue childishly.

Lea raised her eyebrows at the Kaoru, begging him to tell her what he'd been about to say with her eyes, to no avail.

"Anyways," Sally said, getting up and dragging Lea off the bed and towards the door, "Why don't you get freshened up and dressed, and we can go for a walk and you can get time off to relieved your stressed mind?" Without waiting for an answer, she pushed Lea out the door with a huge, over exaggerated grin. "See you soon!"

Lea stared at the polished wooden door an inch from her face, blinked multiple times in succession. "Um...Okay?" She mumbled to no one, and she walked back to her room, suspicion overpowering her raging thoughts.

So that was the Prologue. Be warned, this is a very, very long fic. This is the beginning of 'day one', and I'm writing the morning of day two at the moment, and it's already 82 pages. I didn't mean for it to be so long already, but I can't do anything about it now, haha. :3 :3

So I hope you liked it, please review, even if it's just a flame.

~Lea