Disclaimer: I do not own Sekaichi Hatsukoi or its character I only own Yuki and the dog please review and enjoy!
Chapter1: My cousin
Bang! Bang! Bang!
It was 7am and Onodera Ritsu editor at Marukawa publishing was about to murder whoever was bothering him so early on his rare day off. Ritsu dragged himself out of his messy bedroom and swung his front door open to confront whoever was banging his door when he froze. "Hi there RiRi!" said the Yuki, Ritsu's half American cousin.
Ritsu loved his cousin he really did it was just always a surprise because Yuki may have had blue eyes and black hair but other than that he was the spitting image of Ritsu. "Yuki what are you doing here?" Ritsu said as he ushered his cousin into his apartment. "Well I had a spat with my with my parents and this time I couldn't put up with them" said Yuki defiantly. "It couldn't have been that bad, what did they want?" asked Ritsu as he made a pot of tea.
"They wanted me to abandon this little guy" Yuki said as he presented a small little pup with black fur that had been resting in the bag he had been carrying. "Uwaaa it's so precious can I hold him" Ritsu said as he picked up the tiny pup. "Well I was wondering if you'd take me and this little guy in although I still haven't named him quite yet" Yuki rambled on and on making hand gestures along with it.
The little puppy opened its eyes and Ritsu numbly mumbled the name "Saga" which undoubtedly caught Yuki's attention. "Saga is a perfect name" said Yuki as he picked up his pup. "So RiRi what do you say will we be the Oda brothers once again?" said Yuki with doe eyes. "Okay alright you can stay here but you have to do me a favor and clean the house, no rent just clean and cook" said Ritsu somewhat glad he wouldn't starve anymore. "Yay I get to be Oda's wife! Better than that An chick by far!" said Yuki twirling around. "My wife? Sure whatever I am going to take a shower" said Ritsu knowing that he should just humor his cousin. While in the shower the phone rang and being the helpful person he was Yuki decided to answer it.
"Hello Onodera's phone, Yuki speaking" he said in a polite manor. "Where is Onodera?" said the voice which the phone identified as Takano. "Ritsu is in the shower but I can give him a message?" said Yuki. Takano not liking that a strange man was answering his lover's phone did what he thought was right. "You and Onodera come down to the office in 20 minutes" said Takano hung up the phone. Yuki rushed to tell Onodera who let out a groan as he dragged Yuki with him out the door. Onodera dropped Saaga off at the elderly neighbor who gladly agreed to watch the cute puppy.
Rushing into the office Ritsu directed Yuki towards the Emerald section saying he was going to get coffee. Yuki walked right into Emerald and sat in Ritsu's chair. "Ricchan did you dye your hair?" said Kisa eyeing who he thought was Ritsu. "I think you're mistaken, I am Yuki Ritsu's wife!" Yuki said cheerfully. Everyone in Emerald immediately stopped and looked at the stranger. "His Wife?" asked Hatori skeptically. "Yep, Ritsu asked me to be his wife it was so embarrassing" said Yuki blushing. Before it could continue Ritsu walked in and smacked Yuki upside the head before saying "Don't spout nonsense they might actually believe you." "So he isn't your wife?" asked Kisa confused. "Of course not he is my cousin and annoying at that" said Ritsu with a smirk.
"How awful Oda is such a bully" whined Yuki. At the name Oda, Takano froze and stared at the two cousins. Quickly gaining his composure he said "Onodera stop bothering those who are younger than you." "Younger? Yuki is 2 years older than me" said Ritsu. "Exactly why you should respect your elders little brat" said Yuki indignantly. "Anyways what did you call me here for I need to get back home" said Ritsu turning his attention back to Takano. "Here is your work and your computer has several emails from your mangakas. As Ritsu went to his desk his phone went off without even glancing at it he handed it to Yuki who answered it and walked out the room.
"You let him answer your phone?" asked Kisa. "Sure why not? He is better at handling people than I am plus he pretty much knows my answer to everything" Ritsu said not taking his eyes off the screen. Yuki then strode back in handing Ritsu back his phone. "Who was it Yuki? What did they want? What did you do?" asked Ritsu as he began to pack up his work deciding it's better to do it at home. "Oh that was An and she was being annoying so I told her you were gay, no big deal problem solved" said Yuki rushing the last part a bit. Onodera stopped what he was doing and looked at his cousin. Most of the office including Takano thought Ritsu was going to murder his cousin.
Contrary to the majority Ritsu just released a large sigh and said "You know what I don't even care, let's go I have things to do." Everyone sat stunned that wasn't the high strung Onodera that they have come to know, they all turned to Yuki. "How did you do that?" asked Kisa. "Onodera was so indifferent about it" said Hatori. "What's your secret?" asked Takano. "Oh that, I am not sure ever since we were kids Ritsu was so calm near me he is just so cute" said Yuki happily as he walked out of the office.
"I guess he is like Ritsu's painkiller for life or something" mumbled Kisa still a bit shocked from the day's events. "Enough of that get back to work!" hollered Takano thus shaking his crew out of their Yuki induced stupor. Before getting back to his own work Takano reminded himself to pay Onodera a visit tonight and see what kind of information he could get out of his lover's dear cousin.
End of chapter 1! That was such a struggle to write I got lost and distracted so many times, I was so confused on how I would introduce Yuki or his personality towards the other character but I thought it would be funnier this way. Give me a few days for another chapter update I have to update my other stories too. :)
