Blackmail the best kind of love!
Chapter 1
Naruto learned many things while hiding in the vents of the Hokage building. So many secrets he heard and taped.
Finding out about the Hokage's love of perverted literature was one,
A Hyuuga main branch member who loved to secretly sing and dance in the bathroom was another,
And after many months of gathering blackmail, the young boy finally put them all together in a digital library of video tapes.
Every tape was arranged by week. His first tape held everything that he saw in his first week of spying.
During the times when he was home he would hook up his television and watch the tapes, laughing until his stomach was too sore to laugh anymore.
Let's see what he taped shall we?
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Volume one
The camera view turns on revealing an old man running into the bathroom, not noticing the video camera hidden behind a vent in the ceiling. "Oh my god," Cried the man as he rushed into a cubicle. He quickly undoes his pants and squats himself down on the toilet. Suddenly a loud wet fart belted out in the deserted bathroom along with the relieved cries of the elder man. "Oh thank god!" He breathed, sweat dripping down his face. "Ugh I thought that meeting was never going to end!" He moaned as he let out the diarrhea he had been holding since the middle of a council meeting.
The camera shifted to catch the door opening. Three younger shinobi started walking but stopped in their tracks as their noses caught a whiff of something nasty. The paled and gagged as they ran out of the bathroom, the door swinging back and forth in their wake.
The camera shifted again to the cubicle. "Ugh I hate getting old nothing but, soft foods, aching joints and frequent loss of bodily function." The old man gripped. "I can't even take a fart without worrying if I'm going to crap myself instead!" He hissed as he wiped and flushed.
Holding his stomach the elder man washed his hands and hurriedly left the foul smelling bathroom.
The camera shuts dims and the next scene shows.
It's another bathroom, this time it showed a silver haired older teen with a face mask quietly entering the bathroom. The teen looks around before going to the mirror and taking off his mask. The camera shook as it captures what's under the face mask. The viewer pans in on the teens face.
What it sees isn't pretty.
What the teen hid under the black mask was a case of horrible acne. The teen sighed and took out a small jar out of his pocket. The camera closed in on it. It was a jar of acne cream.
The teen hurriedly smeared some of it on his pimpled face before putting his mask back on. He chuckled as he checked himself in the mirror. "No one will ever know." He breathed. Shoving the jar back into his pocket he gave one last look at himself to ensure that all his acne was safely hidden under his mask before leaving.
The camera faded out before showing another scene.
A man with light purple eyes, long dark hair and a scowl, wearing a light grey yukata walked down a hallway in the Hokage building. The camera shifted as it shot the man walking towards it. Suddenly the man trips on a small bump in the carpeted floor. He fell unceremoniously onto the floor. Getting up he shot a look around to make sure no one saw his fall from grace.
Seeing no one he fixed his clothing and continued down the hall. Poor Hyuuga Hiashi never noticed the small camera watching him from inside a wall vent.
End week one
AN-So there you have it! The first chapter of Blackmail from Hidden in the Vents- I will continue putting the rest of the others on here, but I am willing to continue this story if people wish it- After the others are put on here of course lol
Thank you!