Blood, Sex, and Booze
A/N: Augh, sorry for the long-time-no-writing. I'm finally out of school for the summer, and things have been hectic with relocation to Hell (read my journal) and stuff, so I'm FINALLY getting around to writing again. Sorry if I'm a bit rusty, just let me know if there's any glaring errors or poorly-written passages.
Also, I'm planning on this being only four or five parts long. If anyone catches onto the scheme of which I "title" or arrange these (which should be easy) just let me know please. I'm curious ^^
The following portions will not be in this format, don't worry. It's rather grating to read, is it not?
Flames glanced at, laughed at, then ignored. Boo-hoo, screw you.
Disclaimer; do not own
Introduction; Connoisseur
Now, there's one thing that needs to be gotten out into the open: Kenny McCormick, although it may not appear as such, is a very complicated and sophisticated individual. He may not be as deeply emotional as Kyle, or as devious, plotting, and ingenious as Cartman, or as knowledgeable on gay topics such as saving the whales as Stan, but he has his depths. In fact, there are three fields in which Mr. McCormick considers himself a connoisseur, some of which may or may not be included within the aforementioned people's realm of mastery. These three fields also may or may not pertain to any rational, important, or even relevant aspect of his, yours, or anyone's lives.
Just a disclaimer.
Kenny McCormick, however, would beg to differ. He argues that his fields of expertise are perhaps the most important aspects of anyone's lives. "So what if there's no college course for my interests?" Mr. McCormick begins, "There's no college course for life, and I'm pretty sure that's important." Mr. McCormick continues to state the fact that he hasn't gone to college as of yet, nor is he planning to, but, if grading himself, would give himself the "highest possible achievement level" for all of his designated fields.
All of the following are detailed analyses of Mr. McCormick's behavior and knowledge of his alleged "mastered" realms along with a final judgment on whether or not he shall be awarded the status of "aficionado" in these selected realms.
You've been warned.
A/N: Yes, the title has bearing on what the content of this story is. It's also part of my Green Day project, titles of stories taken from titles of songs by Green Day. None of them are songfics, and most of them will even diverge from the "plot" of the song. Anyway, the later parts of this will be longer, I promise.