Hello there, Skylinemaster here with a one-shot story.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything from Supernatural.
"Edgar, thank you for coming to your performance review."
Dick Roman, the secret leader of the Leviathan, said as he took a seat across from his seated subordinate.
"No problem."
Edgar remarked simply.
"So you're my eyes and ears on the ground, is that fair to say?"
Dick Roman said as he fidgeted around with a pen and paper.
"Absolutely, I'm the boss."
"Okay, so take us through a day in the life of the boss."
"Well, the first thing I do is..."
Escape from home!
Like a boss.
Take him over!
Like a boss.
Head to hospital.
Like a boss.
Burn Bobby's house!
Like a boss.
To the ground!
Like a boss.
Meet Winchesters.
Like a boss.
Beat em up!
Like a boss.
Crushed by car.
Like a boss.
Head to restaurant.
Like a boss.
Get some food.
Like a boss.
Call from Chet.
Like a boss.
Eat at Biggerson's.
Like a boss.
Kidnap waiter.
Like a boss.
To the factory.
Like a boss.
Threaten Gaines.
Like a boss.
Hit by borax!
Like a boss.
Hurts like hell.
Like a boss.
Criss cross the country.
Like a boss.
Find some hunters.
Like a boss.
Eat them all.
Like a boss.
With some ketchup!
Like a boss.
Wait, no. I don't eat them with ketchup. Curry, I eat them with curry or barbecue sauce.
Finish up!
Like a boss.
Meet Frank.
Like a boss.
Ate him whole.
Like a boss.
Make a slaughter house!
Like a boss.
The architect!
Like a boss.
Get call from you.
Like a boss.
Found the prophet.
Like a boss.
Kill some Angels!
Like a boss.
Bring mom and son.
Like a boss.
To you!
Like a boss.
Finds a vampire!
Like a boss.
Takes his form.
Like a boss.
Finds the Alpha.
Like a boss.
Mocks his mother.
Like a boss.
To his face!
Like a boss.
Hit by more Borax.
Like a boss.
Still stings like hell.
Like a boss.
Recover nicely.
Like a boss.
Starts a fight.
Like a boss.
Almost wins.
Like a boss.
Sees Winchester.
Like a boss.
Blocks his knife.
Like a boss.
Head chopped off.
Like a boss.
From behind!
Like a boss.
Now can't move!
Like a boss.
Dick Roman just looks at him with a dumbfound expression on his face.
"Wait, when the hell has this happened?"
Before Edgar could speak, Roman cut him off.
"You know, never mind. You are so going to get bibbed."
Hope you enjoyed that. This was just an idea that had to be turned into a story.
Please review.
Until next time, Skylinemaster out.