THE VERY NEXT WEEKEND, TRIE AND CAYLA ROLLED DOWN TO SOUTH JERSEY FOR THE SECRET SANTA GIFT SHITS. the party was a very LIT one, not only bc weed was smoked at the after party, but also because willys mom almost accidentally burned the house down. at the same time the gift shits secret santa was happening, willys mother (mrs. willy) was outside with her husband (mr. willy) and her boss - the CEO of her company - getting very drunk. a while into the party, gi, tyler, and joey left to go pick up the others. little did they know they would be missing out on something that is very cancer. WHILE they were gone and mr. + mrs. willy were getting drunk with mrs. willys CEO, and cAyla was falling asleep, something went very wrong. it had turned out that mrs. willy spilled something and accidentally set their patio on fire, which eventually led to their house. so the back of the house was catching on fire, and the adults were too drunk to do something about it. cayla woke up in an instant, she knew what she had to do. she took her GOD-AWFUL minion gift and shuddered as she began putting it on. squade did not know what was going on, but watched in anticipation as the house burned. once cayla had the minion clothes on, she became pOsEssEd by the mInion spIrIts. aware of what she must do, however, minion cayla began tearing the house apart and building a shrine to the minion god. after this build was done, cayla began speaking some weird foreign minion language until finally, the minion god presented cayla with a button. no one knew what this button did, not even cayla. squade, who half was watching around her and the other half crying, disconnectedly began saying "cayla no?!" but cayla just looked at them with fire in her eyes saying "cayla yes" and pushed the button.