Title: Wonderland
Chapter: 1/1 Oneshot
Author: Danyella Skyler Silverfire
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Rating: Teen
Genre(s): Humor
Pairing(s): Roy/Ed kinda
Summary: Winry writes Al a strange letter that he shares the Roy.
Warnings: Weirdness.
Disclaimer: I don't own them. The world would be a much different place if I did.
Author's Note: I had a really weird plot bunny attack me and this ficlet is the result.
Chapter Word Count MSWord: 287
Wonderland
"Can I help you with something Alphonse?" Colonel Mustang asked, having felt the younger Elric stare at him for the last hour.
"I'm sorry. Winry had just told me about this weird dream she had in her last letter." Al shifted slightly
"Do share," Roy asked interested.
"It's rather embarrassing. But if you're sure?" At Roy's nod Al gave a brief rundown of the dream.
It went something like this: Alphonse was a bookshelf. Still armor, but when you opened up the front there were shelves of books.
Hughes was leading an army of Alysias into battle against an army of Armstrongs. Then they declared truce and joined forces to take over the world.
Havoc had a harem, but unfortunately for him it was a male harem.
Then there was the truly weird and disturbing part that took on Alice in Wonderland.
Ed was the White Rabbit who was late because of the Cheshire Cat, who was Roy, and Roy was on trial by the queen, Hawkeye, for knocking up Ed again; as demonstrated by the audience of miniature bunny-Eds and kitten-Roys.
At the end of Al's story Roy was staring at him in shock before he asked, "So how does she know us so well?"
"Mine and Ed's letters. I wouldn't have told her so much if I had known that she would have dreams like that."
Roy shook his head in amusement. "I take it from the lack of ranting that Ed doesn't know."
"No. It was in my letter."
"...Well... Be sure to give the White Rabbit my best."
"Oh, I will. I'm going to go find Ed now." Al got up and rushed out of the office leaving a bemused Colonel.
"Most peculiar."
The End