We Wanna Go To Hogwarts
by lilangemon2433
LAM: Okay, dunno why I wrote this. Sounded like a good idea at the time. This is me and Avada Accio and drastic attempts to prove that Harry Potter is real! Please r/r.
On the streets of manhattan...
A*A: Look Barnes and Nobles
A*A's sister: Wanna go in?
LAM and A*A: Okay!
sister: Now just go to the Harry Potter section and stay there!
LAM and A*A: Alright!
(Go up escalator)
On the escalator...
LAM: Look, Neville's story. We're getting closer.
Above the escalator...
A*A: look, this is the kids section, where's Harry. He's usually right here!
LAM: Look, there's something! It's Harry.
(Points to a teacher's guide to HP)
A*A: Oh my god, it's Harry!
(Run like maniacs over to the one Harry Potter book)
A*A: What the hell, it's a teacher's guide.
LAM:No, it's a fanfiction guide. If we buy this, we can use it to write fanfics.
A*A: Ur right, it is a fanfiction guide. But where's Harry Potter?
(Both start crying like lunatics)
LAM: Look, there he is.
(Points over to the HP section and both run over)
LAM: Ahhh yes, dear sweet Harry Potter.
A*A: Oh my god, look at this crap! (Hold up Harry Potter doll) He looks like he's on crack or something.
LAM: shhh, you offended the WB who makes all the Harry Potter stuff we pray to!
A*A: Ha, look at this pretty sticker! (Opens up a sticker book to a sticker that says witch and has Hermione on a broom stick)
LAM: That's cool A*A (For security sake, I shall not reveal real names.)
A*A: How much is it? OH my gosh, it's 10$.
LAM: Well, what do you expect? This is broadway!
A*A: Ohh, that's right.
A*A's siter: Let's go, we'll miss the movie.
A*A and LAM: Mhm.
On the way to the movie theater...
A*A: look at the store, kids are magical!
LAM: And the next store, Harry's shoes!
A*A: It's real, it's real!
A*A's sister: Okay, there's the movie theater. Let's go!
LAM: Okay.
Inside the cinema...
A*A: Let's hope the Harry Potter preview shows!
A*A and LAM: (chanting) PG Harry Potter, PG Harry Potter!
Movie Announcer: And now, our feature presentation!
A*A and LAM: Noooooooo! (Start crying)
Anyway, 3 weeks later, at the bronx zoo, the second largest zoo in America...
A*A's sister: Let's watch the 2:00 showing.
LAM: Okay!
A*A: WHatever
A*A's sister: don't be a party pooper A*A
A*A: Whatever.
At the show...
Lady: Hello, welcome to the bronx zoo. Today we have many special animals. Our first is a trotoise... blah blah blah... our last is the Ferret named Nolla.
A*A and LAM: It's Draco Malfoy.
Lady: Now Nolla is a Europian ferret. We got him from England and they were hppy to give him away.
A*A and LAM: Ahhh, a European Ferret!
Okay, this parts fiction. After the show...
A*A: Don't worry Draco, we know it's you.
LAM: Yes, and we're here to send you back to England! Disaparacio England!
(ferret dissapears and ends up in England again)
A*A: We saved Draco!
LAM: yeah, but was that a good thing?
(large sweat bubbles appear over heads like in animes)
Lilangemon2433: Okay, I know that was stupid, but hey, that just shows how desperate we are. Oh yes, and if you are readin this Avada Accio, you are invited over to my block to play Quidditch. Team Gryffindor needs a keeper.
by lilangemon2433
LAM: Okay, dunno why I wrote this. Sounded like a good idea at the time. This is me and Avada Accio and drastic attempts to prove that Harry Potter is real! Please r/r.
On the streets of manhattan...
A*A: Look Barnes and Nobles
A*A's sister: Wanna go in?
LAM and A*A: Okay!
sister: Now just go to the Harry Potter section and stay there!
LAM and A*A: Alright!
(Go up escalator)
On the escalator...
LAM: Look, Neville's story. We're getting closer.
Above the escalator...
A*A: look, this is the kids section, where's Harry. He's usually right here!
LAM: Look, there's something! It's Harry.
(Points to a teacher's guide to HP)
A*A: Oh my god, it's Harry!
(Run like maniacs over to the one Harry Potter book)
A*A: What the hell, it's a teacher's guide.
LAM:No, it's a fanfiction guide. If we buy this, we can use it to write fanfics.
A*A: Ur right, it is a fanfiction guide. But where's Harry Potter?
(Both start crying like lunatics)
LAM: Look, there he is.
(Points over to the HP section and both run over)
LAM: Ahhh yes, dear sweet Harry Potter.
A*A: Oh my god, look at this crap! (Hold up Harry Potter doll) He looks like he's on crack or something.
LAM: shhh, you offended the WB who makes all the Harry Potter stuff we pray to!
A*A: Ha, look at this pretty sticker! (Opens up a sticker book to a sticker that says witch and has Hermione on a broom stick)
LAM: That's cool A*A (For security sake, I shall not reveal real names.)
A*A: How much is it? OH my gosh, it's 10$.
LAM: Well, what do you expect? This is broadway!
A*A: Ohh, that's right.
A*A's siter: Let's go, we'll miss the movie.
A*A and LAM: Mhm.
On the way to the movie theater...
A*A: look at the store, kids are magical!
LAM: And the next store, Harry's shoes!
A*A: It's real, it's real!
A*A's sister: Okay, there's the movie theater. Let's go!
LAM: Okay.
Inside the cinema...
A*A: Let's hope the Harry Potter preview shows!
A*A and LAM: (chanting) PG Harry Potter, PG Harry Potter!
Movie Announcer: And now, our feature presentation!
A*A and LAM: Noooooooo! (Start crying)
Anyway, 3 weeks later, at the bronx zoo, the second largest zoo in America...
A*A's sister: Let's watch the 2:00 showing.
LAM: Okay!
A*A: WHatever
A*A's sister: don't be a party pooper A*A
A*A: Whatever.
At the show...
Lady: Hello, welcome to the bronx zoo. Today we have many special animals. Our first is a trotoise... blah blah blah... our last is the Ferret named Nolla.
A*A and LAM: It's Draco Malfoy.
Lady: Now Nolla is a Europian ferret. We got him from England and they were hppy to give him away.
A*A and LAM: Ahhh, a European Ferret!
Okay, this parts fiction. After the show...
A*A: Don't worry Draco, we know it's you.
LAM: Yes, and we're here to send you back to England! Disaparacio England!
(ferret dissapears and ends up in England again)
A*A: We saved Draco!
LAM: yeah, but was that a good thing?
(large sweat bubbles appear over heads like in animes)
Lilangemon2433: Okay, I know that was stupid, but hey, that just shows how desperate we are. Oh yes, and if you are readin this Avada Accio, you are invited over to my block to play Quidditch. Team Gryffindor needs a keeper.