Banjo
Kazooie
Minjo Madness
Chapter 1: All fun and games
Kazooie didn't like barbecues anymore. Yeah, sure it was a beautiful summer afternoon, and of course, it was too hot to turn on the stove, but Last time Banjo touched that barbecue, she got kidnapped, tossed back in time, and tied up. Yeah yeah, it sounds like the plot to a really bad fanfiction, but Kazooie felt her fears were perfectly validated. So, on this perfect, sunny day, when Banjo said, "You know what we haven't done in a really long time" Kazooie didn't think 'Barbecue'
"Gone to the beach?"
"No"
"Went to visit your little sister"
"Wha… no, you're really off"
"Ummm… tossed rocks at snacker, because you know how much fun that is"
"Maybe later, but also not what I'm thinking"
"Well… ok, I'm lost"
His grin made her uncomfortable, almost like that time she got ketchup on her beak and he just stared at her.
"I'm thinking we should have a barbecue"
Arguing was futile, she didn't want to crush him, and she could win an argument with him when he had his heart set.
So she found herself standing in the doorway to the house, inside enough to not fear being snatched up, but outside enough to not feel like an awful friend. "Banjo, last time you touched the barbecue…"
"We went back in time, I know, I know, but on the bright side, Gruntilda won't be coming back as long as L.O.G is around"
He had a good point, if there was no witch to do witchy things, then what could go wrong, but still… "Now where's that brush…" he said as he opened the barbecue.
The instant the barbecue fully opened, the sky darkened, a black mass formed in the sky, on the distant horizon, a thousand red dots lit up. "What did I tell you Banjo"
"Wha… bu… how is that even possible?!?" And with that Kazooie climbed into his backpack. "Banjo, promise me that the next time you have a minute to spare, get rid of the barbecue, it's cursed with mumbo magic"
WELL, I'm sorry I've been gone for so long, and I'm sorry that I never finished Something more than friends. I just feel like that story was rushed, and I didn't take my time or have my actual mind put into, I basically just fandom barfed all over you all, and I sincerely apologize. On a better note, this will be my next "main project" which means more antics, spelling errors, and spell check (or lack thereof)
Just remember, I know it's not the best excuse, I'm doing all this from my mobile, yet I will be using a Grammarly keyboard to try and smooth things out.
If you've read this far, thank you, if you have any suggestions or complaints, you can P.M me, or just hit me up on insta, (links I'm my profile bio)
Enough of that, thank you for reading
Goodnight kisses, Thatretrogamer.
(P.s) sorry for the short chapter I'm just the big tired and needing the sleep ok bye.