Ok, so I got the idea for this story randomly out of boredom a couple nights ago. I've been a fan of The Loud House for over a year now and have been wanting to get back into writing fanfic recently, given I haven't wrote one since 2014 (and my writing skills have noticeably improved since then) I wanted to see what I could do with the concept of certain members of the Loud family having secrets or things about them you wouldn't otherwise expect. The plot will flow rather simply and for the first chapter I'll focus on all the siblings, but the rest of the story will focus on Luna, Lynn, Lucy and Lisa, both since they're my favorites and since I feel it would be better to shorten it down by only focusing on a few of the siblings rather all of them, and it would also be rather hard to try and make up some weird secret about every single character. I've also taken into account the fact that some of them already have established secrets (most notably Lucy enjoying Princess Pony) so I've added my own on top of the ones that already exist in the shows canon. The writing in this fic may be a little shaky, but that's only because I haven't written in a while. The content will get a bit M rated in parts, but not too an insane degree (there's no incest for example) and there will be some language here and there. With all that said, I present my very first Loud House fanfic. Enjoy.

In the Loud House, it's almost always chaotic. And nowhere does that chaos show more than when dinner time comes around. You'd think it would be a real hassle to feed a family of 13, but in the Loud's case, it's actually quite simple.

One Saturday afternoon, all the Loud siblings were tending to there usual debacle when all of the sudden they heard a voice yelling from downstairs.

"Kids! Pizza's here!" Lynn Sr. yelled. All the siblings immediately rushed downstairs and into the kitchen past their father, causing him to nearly drop the 2 boxes of fresh, delicious pepperoni pizza.

"Now don't rush. There's plenty to go around!" He said as he placed the boxes on the dining room table. Immediately all the siblings starting digging into the gooey, greasy deliciousness that was the pizza. Before they knew it, all of it was gone.

"Well, would 'ya look at that." Lincoln said while licking the grease off his fingers, "There's no last slice for us to fight over this time." he said with a light chuckle.

"I'm stuffed." Lynn said with her hand on her stomach. "I couldn't handle one more slice!"

Lincoln glanced over at Lynn with a confused look. "Come to think of it Lynn, didn't you already eat a good bit earlier today?"

"I did eat, yeah." Lynn responded. "But It wasn't THAT much."

"Wasn't that much, huh?" Lola remarked. "You ate FOUR meatball subs dripping with marinara sauce, BBQ wings, and a double bacon cheeseburger!"

"Correction! It was a TRIPLE bacon cheeseburger, with extra onions." Lisa added.

"How have you not exploded by now?" Lana asked.

"Jesus Christ." said Lori. "Why would you even want to eat pizza?"

"Come on, I can't turn down a gift God's green Earth like pizza!" Lynn said while motioning towards the empty pizza boxes.

"I mean, pizza is great and all, but seriously Lynn! Eating that much is not good for you!" Lori exclaimed.

"Well, being on your phone all the time blabbering to your boyfriend isn't healthy either!" Lynn angrily remarked.

"That has nothing to do with anything! I'm just saying you should proably tone down eating so much a little. Or at least eat some healthier stuff."

"Like what? Healthy food tastes like crap." Lynn asked.

"Uh...salad?" Lori suggested.

"Nope."

"Broccoli?"

"Oh god no."

"Protein shakes?"

"Ok maybe, but that's not food."

"Protein bars?"

"See what I mean. Healthy food tastes like crap! All of it! Execpt maybe celery. Just sometimes."

"Well..whatever! But it wouldn't kill you to not eat so much! I'm sorry if I'm acting pushy, but I'm just concerned about your heal-"

Lori suddenly heard her phone ring and picked it up to see it was her boyfriend, Bobby. She answered it.

"Hey there boo boo bear!" She said to him. "I gotta take this." Lori told Lynn as she walked upstairs to talk with her boyfriend.

"I'm gonna...see myself out..now." Lola said as she got up and made her way upstairs.

"Same here." Lana said as she followed behind her.

"I'm gonna go polish my coffin." Lucy said as she exited.

"Poo poo." Lily said as Lynn Sr. picked her up and proceeded to take her upstairs.

"It seems the time has approached for me to begin inducting my nightly REM cycle. In simpler words, it's my bedtime."

"Yeah..mine too." Leni said as she followed Lisa out.

"Time for me to hit the hay!" Luan said as she laughed and left the room.

Since the pets were outside, the kitchen was now completely empty except for Lincoln.

"Well, guess I'd better be headed to bed too." He then left and proceeded upstairs to his room.