Name: Redd Foxx

Title: From Under the Cork Tree

Summary: Romance is in the Air, Alchemy is taking a strange turn, and Lyra is a Goth!R&R!

Disclaimer: Unfortunately, I do not own Full Metal Alchemist. But that would be great wouldn't it? Yay Money!

MMMkay, Chappie 1

Winry had to once again fix Edward's arm. No doubt sparks flew between them.

((Eek, they better watch out! Gah…)). She looked into his big, beautiful eyes. She couldn't pull away.

No really, she couldn't because at that moment, Edward wanted a hug ((Awwww!)).

"No don't put your hand there," Winry yelled, "If you bend it the wrong way your arm will fall off, Silly Goose." Apparently, Edward's arm was so dysfunctional he couldn't even play with Winry's hair ((You people --))

Lyra couldn't stop thinking about Edward.

"Such a cutie, I have to go after him! Rawr." She walked to his house. She paused at the door, although I'm not sure why. Maybe she was thinking? Maybe she came to the realization she was hungry and needed Subway. Although we are not clear on this, she knocked on the door anyway.

Edward couldn't really pull away at the moment because, well, Winry was a work-a-holic and didn't even glance at the door.

"Al! Get the door would ya?" Edward finally said.
And out of nowhere, Al came! He was sitting quietly watching the pair play footsie, kiss, hug, and collect stickers,or that was until he had to get up and answer the door.

It seemed that the doorbell wouldn't stop sounding. It kept going on and on and on and on ((Jeez, someone is desperate)).

In fact everyone was annoyed at that point, so they all decided they were going to pinch the doorbell ringer, until Edward and Winry decided that they needed to hug and share a kiss at the exact moment Al opened the door.

Lyra instantly saw the sparks. ((If she weren't wearing sunglasses at the time, her eyes would've caught on fire.)). She was mortified. A word here that means," A woman harnessing the powers of Alchemy catching her Man 'cheating' that she would have to punish the both of them".

"EDWARD," Lyra screamed. Her eyes widened but then she turned a little...well...crazy. She inched near Edward, with her hands behind her back.

"Watchya doin?" She asked quite like a little kid. Edward looked up. He shrugged.
"Are you doin what it looks like your doing?" She insinuated. Edward stopped.
"You killed it, okay? You killed it." He then sat down in his couch and watched the Game. Lyra was pissed.

She quickly grabbed Harry Potter and SpongeBob and stole a wand and an Imagination Box.

POOF

"Take a look at your chest, Eddie-poo." Lyra exclaimed.
"Cool, boobies." Edward took a swig of beer and played Halo 2 on his X-Box.