Disclaimer Shit. -There it is. Obvioulsy, I own NOTHING. I am on FANFICTION. So yeah.

Btw, I made this up randomly one night, I don't write like this often so it might not be that good, heads up.

Ah, and one more little annoyance before you start reading... The characters might get a little OOC... yeah well I did say it was Fanfiction.

There are certain lengths that anime fans go to to reach their desires... How ever,,,maybe this took it too far?

"You're not a ninja!" Shit, I've definately been found out.

I'm certainly surrounded by a team of Jounin who I'd cleverly escaped till now by sheer simpleness.

I'm only an obsessed Naruto fan..How did I even get here? Ah right.. maybe it was when I was having a massive go at the in-animate T.V. screen, because that assholewas getting close to leaving Konoha, yes I have watched the anime many times before, when I tripped over the loose rug and went head first? Well.. There was no other unusual thing that occurred that day..

Anyway, I'll fill you up to now.

My eyes fluttered open in a daze. I hurriedly sat up in fear of what happened to my T.V... only to discover it wasn't there and that I wasn't in my livingroom anymore surrounded by my loving, caring family... Sweet.

But where the fuck was I? Why did every thing seem so... anime-ish?

"Miss, are you okay?" Ah, this familiar sound.. this.. really familiar but unusual sound.. Why did it sound like Naruto?

When I was completely sat up I blinked a couple times. Only then did I realise my head was thumping itself a grave. I massaged my temples as if that would make my headache magically disappear. Closing my eyes I found more peace.

However I had forgotten about the voice until they asked they repeated the question again.

"Are you okay?"

I opened one eye lid, hoping that it would hurt less with half the vision. Naruto. Standing right there... right in front of me... holding a hand out to me to help me up. Both my eyes shot open.. pain.

"Yeah, I'm fine." I lied, containing every urge to jump him.

I took his hand, as he lifted me up, the amazing world that I was thrown into spun around. I was in the forest.

"Did you fall out of the trees?" He asked.

"Erm.. yeah." I lied again.

What else could I say? No, I came from another world that's way more realistic where instead of being able to jump ten times our height and attack people with fire that comes out of our mouths and what not we have guns. However in this world you are merely a cartoon at which I watch everyday? ..Yeah because that doesn't make me sound crazy.

"You should be more careful," He said and smiled.

My self control quickly fading... but he started walking away...

"Wait!" I called suddenly, surprising Naruto and myself.

"Do you need help with something?" He questioned; his eyes clearly showing he was confused.

"Ah.. would you.. show me around?" I asked.

The first thing that came to mind, but let's face it.. as a Naru-tard I knew exactly where the important things were.

"Sure thing, datte-bayo!" He said, cheerfully... and by that I mean 'loudly'.

But still.. adorably cute. I giggled.

He grinned again, but this was just plain sneaky.

He grabbed and pulled me onto his back where he started jumping around in the trees and the Konoha buildings.

Although I have to admit that it's much prettier when you experience such a drawing from a delusion than from a T.V. screen,

Before I knew it, I had spent the entire afternoon with Naruto, getting dirty looks from some of the villagers to which I replied nice that they could "Shove it." and then they left us alone. Until then I hadn't realised that the darkness started to set in.. I had no where to stay,

"Shouldn't you be getting home?" He asked, a sad facial expression placed on his face that almost made me cry myself.

"I don't have a home.." I admitted. Well.. not in this world anyway.. and not a family either. Suddenly tears welded up in the corner of my eyes. Argh! Calm down, they're still alive! I just don't know when I can see them again.

"What about you're family?" He pushed on, more curious as to where I came from.

"I.. don't know where they are." I replied.

He gasped before quickly apologizing. I smiled at him, telling him not to worry.

And that was when I got the invite to stay around his for a while... The best possible thing that has ever happened to me since my mum and dad decided to mix their D.N.A and make me.

Ah the first short chapter, it would have been longer but my Dad insisted that if I hadn't come off that a certain someone should be expecting groudings. Lol.

I'm not asking nor demanding for reviews but that would be nice, you know like constructive criticism would be appreicated. Or anything else for that matter.

Much love.