PLEASE NOTE:
I don't hate Sonic, Sonic 4 or anything to do with Sonic - I'm a big Sonic fan and am just making fun of Sonic 4: Episode II, no flaming please. This is just a parody, it's not meant to be taken seriously. Thanks for taking the time to read this part.
Sonic the Hedgehog 4: Episode II is finally released on Xbox live in 2014. You open the game up, and you start up the game in Stardust Speedway zone.
Dead City Zone Act 1 – Metallic Madness
After running for a while Metal Sonic appears – yep, that's right – You've only started the game and already you're fighting Metal Sonic. First, he'll shoot lasers at you. He fires up his laser beams and shows a pattern indicating where he's gonna shoot. Stay somewhere with no lasers and keep running trying not to get hit by the lasers for about half a minute. You don't have any rings, so get hit once and you have to start the boss all over again. While Metal Sonic overheats from the lasers, jump up a couple of platforms and hit him. You have to be quick, though – You have ten seconds to jump up and hit him, if you're too late he unleashes an electrical field that can kill you if you get too close.
Anyway, do that nine more times, and then he gets out flame throwers. He'll chase you with a wheel of fire. Jump on the right platforms to avoid getting burnt to death. Since there's no way to know what platforms are safe to stay on without being hit, it's trial and error – after getting chased a bit Metal Sonic needs to recharge his flame throwers, but he'll still have the fire wheel surrounding him, only slower. You have five seconds to hit him, if you don't, he shoots a blast of fire killing you.
Do that five times and then he'll move onto machine guns – the final phase of this battle. He fires bullets at a random pattern, and they reflect around the area for a couple of seconds before disappearing. Also, Metal Sonic is deadly when he's firing machine guns and will kill you if you touch him, so watch out – you have a very limited area where you're safe from harm. You have to stay away from bullets for fifteen seconds, and then he'll overheat. Now, jump up the platforms, these once having spike traps that appear and disappear every few seconds. You only have five seconds to hit him, fail and he starts chasing you firing bullets in a straight pattern. There's very little hope of avoiding this, so you're pretty much dead. Hit him five times and he's defeated.
But now, you only have thirty seconds to escape the city and reach the goal post as it crumbles beneath you. Made it? Good, because the game gets much harder from here on.