Author's Note: Sadly, I do not own any of these characters, except Seth who was inspired by a co-
worker or mine. Thoughts are in italics
Ages of Characters
Zim: 17 Junior
Gaz: 16 Sophomore
Seth: 18 Junior
Dib: 18 Senior
Chapter 1
Dear Diary, Today I'm going to break from tradition, and write about neither how Dib angers me
nor how stupid Zim is. No, today I shall write about recent events and landmarks in the life of Gaz.
For starters, the new school year started a couple months back, which means I've been moved
from freshmen to sophomore. Dib would be advanced to junior with Zim but because he was
"doing exceptionally well" the principal moved him to the senior class. I personally think that the
reason the principal moved Dib was because he was sick and tired of hearing about how Zim was
an alien, so he moved Dib up to get him out as soon as possible. Secondly, the principal is different
this year than the last one we had. I heard a rumor that the old principal got shipped to the Crazy
House for People who work with Adolescents. (Hee Hee) Anyway, the last principal was short, fat
and bald. This one is like a mirror image. He's tall, physically fit, young and constantly smiling.
Seriously a kid could walk up to him and throw up on his shoes and he would say "Good Morning,
nice to see you too." It gets annoying quick. Co-starring with the Annoying Principal from Hell is the
Blonde Haired Son from the Planet of Self-Absorbed Pretty Boys. I think his name was Seth and I
think his last name was something like Barfleaf. That reminds me, I need to finish my school lunch so
I have to stop writing for now.
Narrator: Meanwhile, on the other side of the cafeteria was the new guy; Seth Barfleaf
Seth: Uh, that's Bartley thank you very much.
Narrator: Oh, very sorry for the error. (Ahem) Meanwhile on the other side of the cafeteria was the new guy: Seth Fartheat.
Seth: BARTLEY!
Narrator: Whatever. Anyhow what's-his-name over there was "eating lunch" with his girlfriend,
Tracy. By "eating lunch" I mean "checking out the ladies in the lunch room" Seth was about 6'1"
with short spiked blonde hair and deep blue eyes. He was quite a specimen as far as men go and
unfortunately he knew it.
You see Seth usually had three things on his mind (if not less)
1.Sex
2.Sex
3."Damn, could I get any sexier"
Lately however, Seth's had his eyes on someone other than his blonde cheerleader twit of a
girlfriend. "She's so different than every other girl in the school. She's not blonde, she's not perky,
she doesn't worry about fads and trends or appearance she's just herself and I think I respect that."
All of a sudden Seth realized what he was just thinking. "What am I thinking; I don't care about her
personality. All I care about is getting her in bed, doing the deed and dumping her. It shouldn't be
that hard, because she looks like the type who can't resist hard bodied studs like me. She won't
know what hit her." Seth was in for a rude awakening.
Authors note: So there it is ladies and gentlemen and everything in between next chapter up soon so review if you ever want to see the chapter alive. HAHAHAHA!