Hello everyone! Okay, I have a new story. Obviously. And guess what? You're reading it! ") Aaaannndddd... guess what else? No flames allowed! Shocker huh?
I don't own Artemis Fowl. Eoin Colfer does. Whatever.
Supercala-What?
Holly was on a break from her job in LEPrechaun. She was currently flying over the Alps (who could resist that view?) and decided to stop by her favorite Mud Boy's house. More like mansion, but still. A house was a house. She alighted on the window of Artemis's study and knocked her hand on the glass. Artemis jumped at least 3 feet in the air. "Huh." Holly thought. "Never knew he could actually jump that high." She rapped the window again and Artemis finally noticed her.
"Ah, Holly, nice to see you again." he said.
"Yeah, you too Mud Boy." she replied. "So, can I come in?"
"Oh yes, of course!" Artemis said. She noticed he was slightly blushing, and smirked inwardly.
"So, how's it going, Mud Boy?" she asked.
"Oh, not much. My school has been giving quite a bit of homework, but it's really quite simple. The only reason's it's difficult for others is because they don't know that the teachers base it on the same methods all the time. The just make it a bit harder to make the students concentrate more. I found it easy, and although the headmaster said we should have 2 hours of homework, I finished it in about 10 minutes. Simple as always." Artemis informed her.
"Egotistical as always." Holly retorted. "It makes me wonder how the students can actually spend time around you."
"Excuse me?" Artemis asked, taken aback. "I am a genius. Always have been, always will be. I cannot help it if I can figure out the teachers' mindsets and the other students cannot. I hardly think that's egotistic."
"You could at least tone it down a little." Holly mumbled.
"What was that?" Artemis inquired.
"Oh, nothing. Nothing at all." Holly said. It wasn't worth it to argue. When it came to the battle of the brains, Artemis always won. She knew from experience. "So, do you wanna go watch a movie?" Holly asked.
"What?" Artemis asked.
"A. Movie." Holly said slowly, as if she were talking to an idiot.
"Why?" Artemis asked. "There are plenty of things to do here."
"Oh yeah?" Holly fired back. "Name 3 things that I would actually want to do."
"Well," Artemis said, starting. "we have tons of books, we can eat lunch, and we could walk in the rose gardens."
"The books are boring and uninteresting, I already ate lunch, and seriously? Walking in the gardens? Might as well kill me instead of boring me to death."
"I was just trying to help." Artemis sulked. Then as an afterthought, he added, "And the books are interesting! They talk about theology and psychology, along with advanced calculus and Darwin's beliefs on evolution."
"Like I said." Holly told him. "Boring. So do you want to see a movie or what?" she asked. "If you don't, I'll get Juliet to watch one with me instead."
"Fine." Artemis grumbled, shutting down his computer. "Follow me."
"Where are we going?" Holly asked.
"The theater. I'll get Juliet to make some popcorn or something." he replied.
"Wait. Slow down for the non-genius. You have a home theater? How come I've never seen it? And do you even have movies to watch?" Holly asked in disbelief.
"Yes, and you have never wanted to see a movie before, or else you would have known. The theater's basically Juliet's because she is the only one who uses it on a daily basis. Now, what would you like to watch?" Artemis asked courteously.
"Uh, do you have Mary Poppins?" Holly asked.
"Let me see, yes, as a matter in fact we do. I'll just insert the DVD and show you where you can sit."
"Thanks, but, I'd rather watch it while sitting on the ground."Holly said, keeping her eyes on the screen.
"Suit yourself." Artemis shrugged, sliding the DVD into it's slot and plopping down next to Holly. "But I'm not really sure how often Juliet vacuums the ground."
That was kinda some background, but not really the story. I'll try to update it soon. And can someone tell me how to give reviewers free popcorns or something?
Thanx.
Luna Rivera528