To: Lenny-kins
From: Rin the Almighty!
Lenny!
.
.
.
To: Lenny-kins
From: Rin the Almighty!
Leeen~
.
.
.
To: Lenny-kins
From: Rin the Almighty!
Hey, hey, hey! Lenny-boo, why aren't you in school?
.
.
.
To: Idiot
From: Len
Because I'm sick.
Now will you please stop texting me? It's giving me a headache.
.
.
.
To: Lenny-kins
From: Rin the Almighty!
Oh my, My Lenny is sick?
Wait for me- just wait for me, okay?
.
.
.
To: Idiot
From: Len
What? Why? What are you doing?
.
.
.
To: Lenny-kins
From: Rin the Almighty!
Going there to take care of you, of course!
Now, I don't want you dying because of HIV that you got when you fucked a whore when we fought, or when a squirrel scratches you to death because you are weak and defenseless, or suddenly stabbing yourself with a knife and then bleeding to death, or your long lost evil twin from the 18th dimension choking you because you ate his dog, do I?
.
.
.
To: Idiot
From: Len
No. You are going to stay where you are, and you are not going anywhere near me.
Got it?
(God, what the hell do you think of in that pretty little head of yours?)
.
.
.
To: Lenny-kins
From: Rin the Almighty!
You called me pretty! :D
.
.
.
To: Idiot
From: Len
I TOLD YOU NOT TO COME HERE.
STOP KNOCKING AND GO BACK TO SCHOOL AND READ NUMBERS OR DRAW THE CHEMICAL COMPONENT OF PI, OR SOMETHING.
DAMMIT.
.
.
.
To: Lenny-kins
From: Rin the Almighty!
Only if you open the door, sweetheart!
.
.
.
To: Lenny-kins
From: Rin the Almighty!
Len?
.
.
.
To: Lenny-kins
From: Rin the Almighty!
I'M SORRY THAT I ANNOYED YOU WITH MY LOVE.
.
.
.
To: Idiot
From: Len
Still nope.
I love you and all, but yeah, SUCK IT.
I NEED MY SLEEP, DAMMIT.
.
.
.
To: Lenny-kins
From: Rin the Almighty!
WAIT- I HAVE KEYS FOR YOUR HOUSE.
YES. THANK YOU, GOD OR WHATEVER THEY CALL YOU ALLAH (A/N; Um.. no offense?)
Now I can take care of my baby~
.
.
.
To: Idiot
From: Len
WHAT- HOW- WHEN- WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK-
OH GOD, MY GIRLFRIEND IS A STALKER.
.
.
.
To: Lenny-kins
From: Rin the Almighty!
Geez.
Now, Lenny, where are the pots?
.
.
.
To: Idiot
From: Len
It's in the cabinet near the kitchen's sink.
Why?
.
.
.
To: Lenny-kins
From: Rin the Almighty!
It's a surprise~
.
.
.
To: Lenny-kins
From: Rin the Almighty!
DAMMIT, LEN. CALM. DOWN.
SIT DOWN ON THE CHAIR AND BREATHE NORMALLY.
INHALE.
EXHALE.
INHALE.
EXHALE.
.
.
.
To: Idiot
From: Len
How the hell am I supposed to calm down WHEN YOU ARE PLANNING TO FEED ME HELL
THIS IS MURDER-
STAY AWAY-
DON'T TOUCH ME- NO! DO NOT PUT THAT BOWL ANY CLOSER OR ELSE I WILL THROW THIS PAN AT YOU
HOLY- IT SMELLS LIKE DOG POOP MIXED WITH BABY PISS AND COYOTE SALIVA
RIN- OH MY GOD!
.
.
.
To: Lenny-kins
From: Rin the Almighty!
... I guess I'll just have to pin you down, then.
.
.
.
To: Hell's Chef
From: Len
DO. NOT. COOK. EVER. AGAIN.
.
.
.
To: Lenny-kins
From: Rin the Almighty... Chef!
Whatever, Lenny~ I know you loved it!
Anyways, my dad's calling and I have to go now.
Take care, sweetheart! :):
.
.
.
To: Ponytail
From: Mikuo Ha(wesome)tsune
How was your quote unquote sick day?
.
.
.
To: Teal Bastard #1
From: Len
... I am not doing that ever again.
.
.
.
To: Ponytail
From: Mikuo Ha(wesome)tsune
What? Why?
.
.
.
To: Teal Bastard #1
From: Len
Girldfriend.
(As much as I love her, she's a handful... SERIOUSLY.)
.
.
.
To: Ponytail
From: Mikuo Ha(wesome)tsune
Oh. Lol.
.
.
.
To: Lenny-kins
From: Rin the Almighty!
Oh, and say thanks to Mikuo for me!
.
.
.
To: Teal Bastard #1
From: Len
What did you-
.
.
.
To: STUPID Ponytail
From: Mikuo Ha(wesome)tsune
Lol.
.
.
.
To: Teal Bastard #1
From: Len
I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR FRIEND!
.
.
.
To: STUPID Ponytail
From: Mikuo Ha(wesome)tsune
Lol.
Um. Hi?
I TRIED TO BE FUNNY, I REALLY DID. I'M SORRY.