Because I always wonder what it would be for them to have a facebook so here it is...my version anyways with some other stuff I added in for kicks ….hope you like~ =^_^=…
Rated M for Language mostly Prussia's language
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Germany sat at his desk checking his emails and the various French content he was downloading when Prussia called him up.
"West, Mien Gott! You have got to get over here!"
Germany stood up panicked and grabbed his coat. "Go where? What's going on?"
"West, I just won this deal. On free beer. As much as I can drink. With who ever I want. For fucking free. Get your ass over to America's Place."
Germany grabbed his keys as he thought about the last time Prussia had won something over at America's place. He remembered all the rules and regulations that applied afterwards and the fine print Prussia forgot to read before he signed, he hurried before his signed away his soul or something to the American…again. He ran out the door and as soon as Italy came down stairs. Italy went to the window and watched as Germany sped away.
"Aww~ Germany left." He headed over to the computer. "Well at least he left up some pretty ladies for me to look at while he's gone…eh what's this." Italy opened the last tab and saw it was Germany's Facebook, still signed on.
"Well I'm sure he would close mine out if I left mine up." Italy looked around, than began to wildly type on Germany's page .
Ludwig Beilschmidt likes Fried Green Tomatoes and 169 other pages.
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"I'm sure Germany wouldn't mind if I did this " He smiled as he began to change his privacy and account settings. Italy quickly went to his room and brought down a laptop so he could open up his account and not have to log off of Germany's.
"I wish I new his password, I'm lucky he left his up today." He signed on to his laptop and accepted his own request.
Ludwig Beilschmidt and Feliciano "Pasta's Nightmare "Vargas are now engaged.
23 seconds ago
He smiled as he went back to the computer and saw.
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Kiku The Tokyo Techno king: Congratulations ~^_^~ will there be a party in your honor?
Ludwig Beilschmidt: Yes, there will be a huge party, the theme, tomatoes and potatoes everyone is invited.
France Bonnefoy: That will be, so Tacky. I'm not coming.
Ludwig Beilschmidt: Suck my potatoes Francis, and return Italy's pictures and paintings. Now that I am his husband I demand you return them or I will kick your ass for him. .: )
Kiku The Tokyo Techno king:…-_-
Italy spinned around in the computer chair.
"Role Playing Ludwig is fun Ve~"
(*Meanwhile at America's place*)
"What the fuck do you mean I have to pay eventually."
Prussia threw the papers at America.
"Well man, nothings free, it just says free but really it's free now and you pay later." America had a secretary bend over and pick up the papers while he tried to reason with Gilbert.
"Dude, just sign here"
"Don't sign anything!" Germany said while reaching towards his cell to silence it. It had been going of f in his pants like crazy but he really didn't have the time to answer it, It was just Face book alerts anyways. Dealing with Prussia and America was a full time job.
"Let's get ready to go I can just buy us some beer"
"No west, This shit is free and I want it!" He picked up a stapler and threw it at America
"Don't you lie to me you arseloch." Gilbert pulled out his cell again and got back on Facebook.
(*Back at Germany's Place*)
Feliciano "Pasta's Nightmare" Vargas's Wall
Feliciano "Pasta's Nightmare "Vargas : I love being engage to Ludwig~
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(Kiku The Tokyo Techno king wrote on your wall )
Kiku The Tokyo Techno king: Congratulations Italy I will have a special treat prepared for you. Via latest Apple device.
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Like A Boss Spain: Whoa Really! Can I come to the wedding?
Elizaveta A Yaoi fan: Italy I'm so happy for you, can I take pictures for the wedding?
That Eh~ Guy: Maple! That's amazing Can I come.
Feliciano "Pasta's Nightmare "Vargas: Everyone's invited and yes you can take the pictures Elizaveta.
Lovino Vargas: WTF Fratello Where the hell's the dislike button! This is some messed up shit!…I'm not coming.
That Eh~ Guy: You should be happy for your brother eh~
Feliciano "Pasta's Nightmare "Vargas: But Lovi~ I thought you would be a little happy for me. But instead….your being a dick.
Lovino Vargas: GTFO ya Canadian bastard.
Woman luv the Kuma Bear : Don't take that from that B!tsh.
That Eh~ Guy: ? Kuma?
Feliciano took a break from the screen and went to get some gelato from the fridge. He came back and saw the argument from his page had moved, thankfully to Woman luv the Kuma Bear's wall and Lovino was about to get blocked.
(Elizaveta A Yaoi fan wrote on your wall )
Elizaveta A Yaoi fan: Let's pick out dresses like we used to when we where younger.
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Magic Fingers Roderick: I Don't think you should wear a dress. Ludwig should wear it.
Elizaveta A Yaoi fan: you both should wear dresses!
Lovino Vargas: I can't believe this. Feliciano is a man! He does not wear dresses!…anymore.
Feliciano "Pasta's Nightmare "Vargas: I'm not a virgin ^_^ I can't wear a dress.
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Magic Fingers Roderick: You can't wear a white dress. -_-
PoLaNd'sHoEs: Leik we are soooooo shopping together IDC wat chu say~ I will help you and your lack of style :P.
(Gilbert The Last Awesome Prussian wrote on your wall )
Gilbert The Last Awesome Prussian: This is Awesome I can't wait if I'm not west's best man it best not be that bitch ass diva. lol via Awesome Miphone
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Elizaveta A Yaoi fan: I will hurt you. *_*
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Gilbert turned towards Ludwig who was still busy trying to save him and Patted him on the back.
"So West, since I'm Your Awesome Ass Brother that means I'm your best man too right." he nudged him in the side.
"Best man for what?" Ludwig pushed his glasses up on his face and leaned back in the chair. America leaned in across the desk so he could hear what was going on.
"West, I didn't know you were so tired." Gilbert flicked America off before standing up "Come on I shouldn't have bothered you before your wedding you've already got a lot to do, let's get you home to see Birdie."
Ludwig stood for a moment as he processed what his brother had just said.
"Dude Your getting married" America walked around the desk and shook the Germans hand sending him more into shock. "Congrad's man! It's about time you settled down with someone who's the lucky person?"
Prussia patted his brother on the back "Go on West tell em'."
Still in shock Germany slowly walked to the door. America's being nice and his marriage that he didn't know about, what's going on?
"So, Germany who's the girl?"
Germany brushed pasted Prussia and America.
"...I don't know…"
"What?" America scratched his head in confusion "you don't know?"
Both nations stared at Germany as he walked threw the doors of the building. America pushed Gilbert through the doors of his office.
"Your brother and you st-" they walked a few steps before they heard tires squeal outside the office.
Looking out the exit thy could see just in time Germany had began to pull out and drive away in his car.
Gilbert turned towards America "Fucking American, Confusing west" He kicked America in the shin, and he fell over in pain.
"West Wait!…How the Fuck am I getting home," Gilbert began to run after the car trying to flag it down.
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Somewhere this got OC... I think OTL
Oh well This was just a random story anyways~
XD I hope you enjoyed