Off The Set

Yes people, here it is!

Dark Canine Book II: Revenge Of The Raven!

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Sidus runs into the Howler Studio.

Sidus: Did ya people miss me?

Eduardo: I certainly didn't.

Sidus growls and bites Eduardo on the butt.

Garrett: Jeez Goat Boy! You should have seen that coming!

Kylie: He is as alert as you with Slimer and a pizza.

Garrett: .......

Howling WereWolf: Ack! Sidus! Don't hurt him! I need him in one piece for the story!

Sidus lets go and pouts.

Howling WereWolf: Thank you, sweetheart.

Lichmonde flies in through the open window and crashes into the desk.

Howling WereWolf: You're late, Lich.

Lichmonde: What a terrible place to put furniture.

Egon: My Dell 45-inch flat panel!

Roland: Ooh! Can I fix it, Egon? Can I? Can I?

Egon: Just promise me it won't start talking in Babel Fish.

Howling WereWolf: Lichmonde, apologize.

Lichmonde: No.

Sidus attacks Lichmonde and rips out a bunch of feathers from Bird Almighty's butt.

Howling WereWolf: Sidus! One more stupid stunt and I'll KILL you!

Sidus: Naw. Ya wouldn't hurt me.

Sidus rolls over.

Howling WereWolf automatically cuddles the doggy.

Sidus: see?

Howling WereWolf: Dang.

The Howler Studio Director comes in with our new character Bane Albright.

SD: Okay kid! Go for it and make us all proud!

Bane: Can I like, y'know, hit the john first?

Howling WereWolf: Yes you may. Go.

Bane runs off to find the bathroom.

Garrett: Who's the kid with the Valley Girl talk?

SD: Your new Ghost Buster Trainee.

Eduardo: Heaven help us all.

Bane runs back in.

Bane: Back!

Howling WereWolf: Good. Now let's get this show on the road.

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Name: Bane Albright

Age: 17 yrs.

Hair Color: Brown

Eye Color: Gray

Trademark Attire: Black Yankees visor; Navy blue vest

Background: Most of this strange kid's past remains a mystery. The only thing he lets on about is the fact that both his parents are dead, and he lives off their insurance by himself in a rented apartment near the firehouse.

Status: Apparently, Bane appeared out of nowhere and begged to be given a chance as a Ghost Buster. Besides going to the firehouse, he spends his weekends as a delivery boy for Rocky's, both for the fun and as well as work experience.

Misc. Info: The poor guy is rather clumsy and has an inability to walk through doorways without getting himself knocked out. Fortunately for him, he is a literally thick-skinned chap, and rarely suffers from anything more than a bruise.

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