Okay people, Just a warning. If, for some strange reason unknown to people, you hate anything funny, stupid, random, pointless, and OOC characters, this story is not for you. You have been warned, so no flames! "That is so stupid!" would be an acceptable review though! Enjoy!

Da Fluffy Obsession

By silver-nightstorm

What happens when the Greasers fall victim to the pointlessness of fluffies(which are the fuzzy things you blow off dandy-lions) Well, you're about to find out!

The Evie and Darry Battles 1

One normal day, Evie (Steve's girlfriend) runs into the Curtis home screaming at the top of her lungs. "Steve!" she shouted, "Steve! Get here right now!"

She throws the doors open to find all of the Greasers intently watching Steve and Soda arm wrestling. "Steve!" she screams again.

All of the Greasers (minus Steve) looked up, "Hey Evie!"

Just as Soda looked up, Steve slammed his arm down. "I win!" he screamed really loud.

"Not fair!" Soda retorted, "I was saying hi to Evie!"

"Evie's here?" asked Steve, confused. Then, he noticed his girlfriend, "Oh, hey Evie!"

"You…didn't…even…notice…that…I…was…here?" said Evie, "Ugh!" She lunged at Steve, about to punch him, only to be stopped by Darry.

"Calm down!" Darry said.

Evie glared at Darry, "Fine…Super Dope."

Darry pinned Evie's arms behind her back and held up his fist threateningly, "You take that back!"

Evie scoffed, "I won't surrender to someone who's all brawn and no brain!"

Darry growled and starts choking Evie, "Say Uncle!"

Evie gasped for air, "Can't…say…anything…no…air…"

"Dar! Let her go!" said Steve. He freed Evie from Darry's death grip and pulled her away.

"Dar! That hurt!" said Evie, "Don't you know it's not nice to hit a girl?"

Darry smirked, "I wasn't hitting you; I was choking you!"

"It's the same thing!" protested Evie.

"No it's not!"

"Yes it is!"

"No!"

"Yes!"

"No!"

"Yes!"

"No!"

"Yes!"

"Guys, stop!" cried Ponyboy.

Darry spun away from Evie and faced Ponyboy, "Go back and do your homework!"

Ponyboy started screaming really loud, "I THOUGHT WE WEREN'T GONNA FIGHT! REMEMBER HOW SODA WAS LAST TIME WE FAUGHT?"

"When did they start fighting?" Evie whispered to no one in particular.

Now, Darry started yelling, "GO. DO. YOUR. HOMEWORK!"

Two-bit looked up, "But I don't wanna do my homework!" he wined. He got up and punched Darry in the head for no reason whatsoever.

And chaos broke out! Everyone started randomly slapping and hitting each other. And nobody knew what was happening until…

"SHUT UP!" screamed Soda.

It was like someone hit the pause button on a movie. Everyone froze in the middle of what they were doing, Steve who's just about to punch Darry.

"Huh?" says Steve, looking blankly at his fist, which Darry swats away really hard. Then, someone ran headfirst into Darry.

"Gotcha Mr. Muscles!" said Two-bit, laughing.

Darry threw Two-bit off and growled, "Keith!"

Two-bit gasped, "DON'T…CALL…ME…KEITH!" he screamed, tackling Darry.

"YAY!" shouted Evie, "Fight! Go Two-bit!"

Ponyboy and Johnny looked at each other and shrugged, "Go Two-bit!"

Darry pauses for a second, "Is everyone against me?"

Soda looks around, "Yeah, pretty much."

"Sigh…"