Hogwarts LOVE Octagon

Dear reader this is my first piece so don't beat me up about it this is a story about gays and straights. I hope you enjoy it.

Chapter one

OUR STORY BEGINS AT THE BURROW

Ron was trying to convert Harry into gayism ….

"NO RON FOR THE LAST TIME I WILL NOT BE YOUR LOVER!!!"

"Yo man that ain't tight dog.'"

"Stop trying to be ghetto."

"But dog I is ghetto I from the hood dog WORD what Oh what NOW kracka!

"Would you guys shut the hell up, Oh Ron Harry is right I'm your sister and you weren't born the "hood".

"Ginny Oh sweet Ginny let us leave and go in your room and shut the curtains and lay in bed together and I will stork your hair softy and sweetly."

"Oh Harry lets go."

Chapter two

Ginny's room

Harry and Ginny were making out naked on Ginny's bed………

"Harry there is something I must tell you." Taking Harry's Penis out of her mouth.

"OOOOOOHHH, AAAAAAAAAH. What."

"I'm a Lesbian and I love Hermione, or hormone."

"What!"

Harry put his clothes on and when to his room and cried'

Ginny called up Hermione

"Hermione."

"Yes."

"Come to the burrow."

"OK"

Chapter 3

Horny

"Ginny why are you naked in bed?"

"You make me horny"

"I'm straight Ginny I do not what the hell you are!"

"I love malfoy."

AT THE MALFOY'S

"blaze I love you ."

"Malfoy I love Pansy that is why I'm having sex with her right now let me get back to it."

"Blaze I'm not straight and I love Luna."

AT LUNA'S HOUSE

Pansy was corning Luna and Luna was crying

"I Love Ron, Pansy but he is gay."

Chapter 4

Pink Stilettos

While Harry was in his room crying there on his door and Ron walked in and his legs were shaved and he had a wig and a mini shirt and pink stilettos.

"Ron you are so gay."

"I Know ain't point dog Ginny decided to go straight."

" SeeYa."

"Fine I'll go did it with Dumbledore."

The End

I hope you liked it.