Rules
Naruto: ahem…Do to Momentum fluxes and the breaking of rules of physics…all ninjas and rogue ninjas alike must obey gravity and physic laws until further notice…unless using jutsu or fighting…thank you grimaces…AW MAN!!
Sakura: …Naruto, who told you this stuff?
Sasuke: yeah Naruto who?
Naruto: the creator…from the outside…
Shikamaru: sighs … man this blows!! tries to jump onto nearby rooftop… but falls…ch! Looks like I'm walking…
meanwhile Orochimaru's Hideout
Orochimaru: giggles Finally it's time to unleash my army of minions on that poor little village! points dramatically…FLY MY MINIONS FLY!!…GET THE BOY AND HIS LITTLE FRIENDS TOO!!
Minion:…uh…sir?
Orochimaru: what?!
Minion:…we…can't jump no more
Orochimaru: hangs head X(…well…then WALK!!
Minions: Groan
Akatsuki H/Q
Leader: falls from ceiling…O-kay then…
back village
Naruto: Kakashi's later than the usual norm
Sakura: Naruto…SHUT UP!! If you hadn't said what the creator told you…we would still be jumping!! punches Naruto YOU IDIOT!!
Hinata: walks by…then I'll poison the…oh hi! smiles…uh…um…ahem…then I'll stab them all with…glares DO YOU MIND?!
Naruto and Sakura walk away
the academy
Konohamaru: looks out window(where have I seen that rainbow before?)
(Flashback)
Hokage: see Konohamaru? The ringed rainbow around the sun symbolizes the snake…it means that the…
(End Flashback)
Konohamaru: THE VILLAGE IS UNDER ATTACK!
Iruka:…WHAT? how do YOU know THAT?
Konohamaru:…look at the sun…this ring around it …the old man said it means the village is under attack! stands up we've got to help the other ninja!!
Iruka: NO! Konohamaru its too dangerous!
Konohamaru: but now's our chance to prove we're really worth all those tests you've given us…