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So Ya ppl this is a story written by me trunksgirl69 and my best friend AlexaR so Ya blah blah blah blah for mature audience only and I did not make up that characters blah blah j.k rowling blah blah enjoy the story!

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The smoke shot thought the smoke stack of the Hogwarts Express as it heads towards it destination. This was the start of Harry Potter's 7th year.

Inside the train, Hermione Granger had just entered the compartment of her best friends – Harry Potter and Ron Weasley.

"Hey, Harry" said Hermione as she hugged him. "Oh hey Ron, I didn't see you over that large pile of candy you seem to be shoving your face into." Ron smirked at her.

"So Hermione, what did you do this summer?" asked Harry

"You know, read some books, went out with friends, sent letters to you and Ron, same old, same old," said Hermione. "What about you?"

"Well I stayed at Ron's over the summer and we formed a band with Crabbe and Goyle," said Harry.

"Yeah, it was lots of fun!" Ron mumbled. His food sprayed all over the place when he said this.

"Really? Well, what's your band's name?" asked Hermione.

"Well, it's called Harry and the Bobcats," said Harry.

"Well that's gay," said Hermione.

Ron chocked on his food then cleared his throat, "That is kind of the theme." he said.

"What theme? Oh I get it your one of those stupid humour bands like the Monkeys right?" asked Hermione.

"No Hermione, we're g-" said Ron before he was interrupted by Crabbe and Goyle opening the door.

"HARRY, RON GUESS WHAT!" screamed Crabbe.

"What?" asked Harry.

"We found a poster that said Hogwarts is having a talent show on the second week of school! This could be the BIG BREAK for Harry and the Bobcats!" said Goyle.

"All right!" cried Harry and Ron.

Just then, Draco opened the door and walked in.

"Hey fags," said Draco.

"Oh, so he knows now. News sure travels fast," said Ron.

"Weasley I probably knew it before you did. Remember that time when you did Pavarti's make up and hair in class?" said Draco.

"Knew what?" asked Hermione.

"Oh poor stupid Granger. All book smarts, no common sense. Haven't you noticed that Weasley, Potter, Crabbe, and Goyle are g-" Draco was cut off as Neville walked into the room.

"We have arrived! Let us go forth, the majestic Hogwarts awaits," Neville said. He then walked away with pride of the awesomeness of the head boy badge on his chest.

They all walked over to the carriages. Harry saw the thestrals, but as he had forgotten about them, he screamed and fainted in to Ron's arms.

"Harry! Oh my god, you're to good looking to die! Don't you leave me!" screamed Ron.

"Oh no! How will we ever survive without our lead singer and hugely major heartthrob?" cried Crabbe and Goyle in unison.

Draco started laughing. "He's not dead my bender friends, he's only fainted. Not like it's anything new."

"Oh dear," said Hermione. "Let me help you put him in the carriage, Ron,"

Draco rolled his eyes. "I think Weasley would enjoy doing it himself Granger."

"Why would he enjoy that?" asked Hermione.

"Because can't you see that they're g-"

"Come on you six," said Hagrid. "Get into the carriages. Although since you're here, is there anything yu'll be wanting from me? Eh?"

"Yeah, we'll come see you tomorrow first thing Hagrid. It's just that Harry here's fainted and we know he wouldn't want to miss it," said Ron.

"Aright, Ron. I'll be seein you tommora."

About halfway to school Harry woke up to see Crabbe's face in his line of vision, shrieked and fainted again.

Hermione and Neville were announced as head boy and girl at the feast. When they came back to the table, everybody was shaking their hands.

"Ron, you're supposed to shake hands with your right hand not your left hand," scolded Hermione.

"Shut up bitch! His right hand is busy!" snapped Colin Creevey quickly.

"Oh with what? Oh well. Hey Colin did you know that Harry and Ron are in a band with Crabbe and Goyle?" asked Hermione.

"OH, OH, YES!" said Colin.

"You did? When did they tell you?" asked Hermione.

"Um... yesterday. Come on Ron, let's go talk to a teacher about... homework." said Colin.

"I'm so proud of you boys, taking such time and care for school," said Hermione as Ron and Colin ran off.

"Oh Potter's going to be mad at cheating Weasley," said Draco.

"Cheating on who?" asked Hermione.

"Fuck, never mind," said Draco. "I'm going to Hagrid's."

Draco walked into Hagrid's hut to find the giant and Pimp Daddy Flitwick smoking a pipe.

"Hey Draco, what would ya like today?" asked Hagrid.

"Hook me up with some Mary Jane and shrooms," said Draco.

"Ah party?" asked Hagrid.

"No, just need to get away for know-it-alls that know nothing," said Draco.

"Oh, alright jus gi'me sec," said Hagrid. Draco sat down, puffed the pipe, and started having a extremely intelligent discussion with Pimp Daddy Flit on how drugs are bad.

"Oh yeah, they're pretty damned bad. You bet," said Pimp Daddy Flit. "Now be a good one and pass me that bag of harmless icing sugar. Thanks, there's a lad."

"Here ya go Draco," said Hagrid.

"Thanks, see you later Hagrid. Enjoy your sugar Pimp Daddy Flit." Draco left Hagrid's hut and headed back to the school. On his way down the dungeons, he ran into a whole bunch of 1st year Slytherin girls with their giggling innocence and smell of virginity. Draco and the girls weren't seen for 2 weeks.

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So ya it's a little short but awesome huh ya that's what I though you can't wait till the next chapter you at the ends of your seat waiting to see what happens huh well ya stay there and the next one will be up soon so ya review ppl or I will kick some ass jk ïﾁŠ later peeps

harry ron crabbe and goyle create a revolutionary gay band over summer break that becomes a huge succsess and go on tour while draco has his way with every girl and school and its really one $hit storm after another enjoy ppl