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"And were listening to 'I broke my brain!' on audio book through the radio!" said the radio man, "And now we'll hand it over to Troy McLure with chapter number 2."
"Hi, I'm Troy McClure, you may remember me from such recordings as, 'Oh My God, I killed the baby' and 'I'm a lesbian, what do I do?' But let me tell you one thing this story has a completely different ending. We will now hand it over the voicers of this recording."
"And now for chapter number 2." Said the narrator.
"Honey, can you get some soup for me? I'm as lazy as a pig today… not!" And she began to start snoring with a really fake attitude.
"Wow, Marge we could do what they do!" said Homer quietly.
"Mmm, I think you have to be a bit more of a professional to be able to do that sort of stuff." said Marge rather tiredly.
"Oh come on Marge, It'll be great fun! Let's practise." Said Homer felling rather excited, "Honey, can you get the stool for me? I'm a lazy as a pig today. Not."
"Mmm, Homer could give it a bit of a break?" asked Marge.
"Aww come on Marge. I need to practise if I want to become a successful reader of audio books." Said Homer who was feeling quite offended.
"Goodnight Homer."
"Get the stool for me!! I'm as lazy as a pig!" said Homer rather angrily.
"That's enough!" yelled Marge, "and now we will never speak of an audio book career again.
Bart and Lisa Simpson were listening to the whole conversation outside the bedroom door.
"Bart, I think Mum and Dad have gone crazy over audio book recordings! What should we do?" asked Lisa, quite frightened.
"So? I say we go to the kitchen radio and listen to the radio on Hollywood FM." said Bart.
"Bart,
that station is highly inappropriate for little kids like us!" said
Lisa.
"Don't have a cow man! We're just going to listen to
it for a couple of minutes." And with that Bart walked off.
"I am not classified as a male!" said Lisa.
When they both got to the kitchen, Bart began to tune in the radio.
"123.4 FM." Bart said happily.
"Bart, I don't think you should be doing this." said Lisa who was very against the idea.
"Who cares, Lis? I mean it's not like anyone will just happen to knock at the door at the very moment." said Bart carelessly.
"And we're on live with the one and only Jessica Simpson" said the Radio Host.
"Thanks Harry, yeah, um well, I just, um, found out that I have a long lost brother. And I really, really want to meet him. I mean I hope he's as hot as me because I don't want anyone putting a bad name on the family. His name is Homer Simpson and he lives in Springfield. Thanks again, Twinkles."
"And our phone number is, 06829436." said the Radio Host.
"Lisa, do we know a Homer Simpson?" asked Bart.
"Bart of course we do! He's our Dad!" responded Lisa, "What's gotten into you?"
"Her voice is so hypnotising." said Bart dreamily, "I'm going to the phone."
"What for?" asked Lisa, but Bart had already made his way to the phone and was halfway through dialling Hollywood FM.
"Hello, my name is Homer Simpson, I would like to meet Jessica Simpson, my long lost sister." said Bart in a put on voice.
"Okay Mr. Simpson, we will send her to meet you as soon as possible. But you will also have to meet Ashley Simpson as well. Do you accept?" asked the man on the other end of the line.
"Anything to hear her voice again." responded Bart.
"Ah, Mr. Simpson, we do need you to talk seriously, where do you live, exactly?"
"Oh, what? Oh, I live somewhere in Evergreen Terrace." said Bart as he put his hand over the phone, "Psst, Lis, where do we live?"
"I dunno, I thought you would have been listening in the start of year address class."
"But that's my point, I don't listen to things like that." said Bart and released his hand from the speaker, "Ur, yeah you'll find it. Yeah we will put up a sign that says Simpson."
"Ok, Mr. Simpson, we will send her over as soon as possible to meet you." and then the man hung up.
"Lis, do you know what this means?"
"What?"
"It means we're going to meet Jessica Simpson in person."
Bart and Lisa went to Bart's bedroom.
"Where do you keep your portable radio Bart?" asked Lisa.
"I lost it, but where going to find it." snapped Bart. And with that, they both began to start looking for the portable radio.
"Found it!" said Bart from the other end of the room.
"Oh, good." Lisa responded.
They both began to set up the radio. Once it was finished they tunned it into Hollywood FM.
But something was wrong. They were replaying the phone call they had made a few minutes ago.
"Oh dear, Bart mum and dad are listening to this station," said Lisa worriedly, "we're going to get busted."
"Um Lis, think about it. This is a future time radio. It says I can control with my swirly glasses." said Bart.
"Well that's lucky," said Lisa, "how much is the delay difference?"
"A day." responded Bart lazily.
"That might just be enough to make a plan, and then we can get away with it."
"Relax Lis, from your nerdy attitude towards things, I worked out that this is not a future radio" said Bart.
"Oh crap! Bart what are we going to do?" asked Lisa.
"We'll just have to take our chances then." said Bart.
Bart and Lisa went down to the there parents bedroom and pressed there ears up against the door. But they couldn't hear anything about the phone call. They were still listening to: I Broke My Brain.
"Bart," whispered Lisa, "how could we be so stupid? There listening to Hollywood AM, not Hollywood FM!"
"That's nice to know."
"Bart, don't you know what this means? We've messed things up. Mum and Dad haven't heard anything about Jessica Simpson!" Lisa murmured.
"Oh, forget it Lis! Lets just decorate the 'Simpson' sign." Bart said.
A/N And that's Chapter 1. Please review and tell me what you think.