Author's note: There is no food in my house and I'm banned from the TV, so
I guess this will have to do.^^ This is an attempt to make a humor fic. I
myself will make an appearance in this one, as Haroku-sama the evil
authoress.O.o (Warning! Wufei bashing!) (a little Duo bashing too, but I
tease with love.)
Disclaimer: )sigh( I do not own Gundam Wing. Sunrise/Sotsu and Bandai and
all those people do. I'm only 13, so don't sue me pleez. Have a nice day.
~@-/--~ Chibi-Haroku
The Magic Bean
Everyone is spending spring break at (one of) Relena's summer house in
Florida. It's been a pretty boring week, but that's about to change.
~¤~¤~¤~¤~¤~¤~¤~
~Duo slurps his coffee rather loudly and motions to Heero. The warm
aroma does nothing to his grim expression.~
Duo: Try it.
Heero: No.
Duo: Why not?
Heero: Hn.
Duo: Come on! You cannot live a full life without coffee, my friend. Just try
it.
Heero: It'll stunt my growth.
Duo: News flash! You've stopped growing. Just try some! ~Heero deathglares
him, but he doesn't falter. He'd gotten used to his friend's dangerous eyes~
Duo: Don't try that stunt on me, pal. Come on! The Perfect Soldier… huh, you
don't even have the guts to drink coffee! ~He grumbles so that Heero can
hear him. In one swift move, Heero grabs the mug from Duo and gulps half
of it down. He facefaults and his eyes water, he swallows, and hands Duo the
mug.~
Heero: Needs. Sugar. }gulp{
Duo: ~laughs, gets a porcelain bowl out of the cabinet~ Knock yourself out,
buddy.
~Heero pours himself a mug of coffee and sips it before adding the entire
bowl of sugar. Duo sweatdrops.~
Duo: Whoa, you sure about that much? That kind of stuff'l keep you bouncing
off the walls into next week!
Heero: I know my sugar, Duo.
Duo: Fine.
Heero: Fine.
Duo and Heero: Fine!
~As Heero finishes the coffee, Duo sees a change in him. He's never seen
this side of Heero before. His eye is twitching, and his hands are trembling.
His dark mischevious (??) eyes dart around the room.~
Heero: Thanksman. Thatwasreallygood. Itneededmoresugarthough.
Duo: ~sweatdrops and pales~ You okay? You seem…
Heero: Silence! Iwillnottoleratethatkindofattitudefromyou,youngman!
Duo: ~slaps forehead~ Why do I do these things?
~Heero walks down the hallway, hands and arms trembling as he giggles
uncontrollably.~
Duo: ~facefaults~ I've created a monster… ~realizes something~ ~grins
roguishly~ I've created a video opportunity!
Later…
Trowa: …Check.
Wufei: Injustice! Your queen is a weak onna for placing this dishonor on
royalty! ~(cue forehead vein)~
…Did somebody mention a queen?{ comes a voice from wherever those voices
always come from~
~A teenage girl with brown hair wearing a black tube top, maroon pants,
humongous black combat boots and a bright red and black cape appears out
of wherever the authoresses appear from~
Trowa: ~pales~ …oh…no…
Wufei: Buddha preserve me!
Heero: I am the great Buddha!(1) ~he slides in from the hallway, decked out
in yellow bedsheets with a lopsided red dot on his forehead.
Wufei: ~doing a very good impression of a chimney, with steam pouring out
his ears~ INJUSTICE! You MOCK the great and holy BUDDHA!
Duo: ~is crouched behind a potted plant, snickers~
Heero: Bow and worship me, O unworthy Servant!
Haroku-Sama: Duo! Who said to let Heero near the coffee? ~deathglares
him~
Duo: ~facefaults and pales~ ahhh… umm… you see…
Haroku-Sama: ~deathglare turns into the Mexican Stink Eye (2)~
Duo: ~pales even more, shields his eyes~ Aaaaiiigghhh!!!! Please spare me,
Haroku-Sama!!!
Haroku-Sama: Why? You have created one of the best humor fanfics in the
world!
Duo: ~sighs, wipes forehead~
Wufei: ~still fuming~
Heero: How dare you bestow such dishonor on Buddha! ~strikes an incredibly
weird pose with arms and legs jutting out into weird directions, while kicking
Wufei in the head~
Trowa: ~is trying to suppress laughter~
~Quatre walks in, sees Heero and busts out laughing~
Haroku-Sama: Heero, what inspired you to become the holy icon of
Buddhism?
Heero: ~strikes another weird pose~ I was blessed by the magic bean of
Coff-y! ~smiles a toothy grin that takes up half his face~
Quatre: ~continues to laugh, tears pouring out his eyes~
Haroku-Sama: SCENE CHANGE!!!
Quatre: No, wait! I wanna see more! ~falls over laughing~
I guess this will have to do.^^ This is an attempt to make a humor fic. I
myself will make an appearance in this one, as Haroku-sama the evil
authoress.O.o (Warning! Wufei bashing!) (a little Duo bashing too, but I
tease with love.)
Disclaimer: )sigh( I do not own Gundam Wing. Sunrise/Sotsu and Bandai and
all those people do. I'm only 13, so don't sue me pleez. Have a nice day.
~@-/--~ Chibi-Haroku
The Magic Bean
Everyone is spending spring break at (one of) Relena's summer house in
Florida. It's been a pretty boring week, but that's about to change.
~¤~¤~¤~¤~¤~¤~¤~
~Duo slurps his coffee rather loudly and motions to Heero. The warm
aroma does nothing to his grim expression.~
Duo: Try it.
Heero: No.
Duo: Why not?
Heero: Hn.
Duo: Come on! You cannot live a full life without coffee, my friend. Just try
it.
Heero: It'll stunt my growth.
Duo: News flash! You've stopped growing. Just try some! ~Heero deathglares
him, but he doesn't falter. He'd gotten used to his friend's dangerous eyes~
Duo: Don't try that stunt on me, pal. Come on! The Perfect Soldier… huh, you
don't even have the guts to drink coffee! ~He grumbles so that Heero can
hear him. In one swift move, Heero grabs the mug from Duo and gulps half
of it down. He facefaults and his eyes water, he swallows, and hands Duo the
mug.~
Heero: Needs. Sugar. }gulp{
Duo: ~laughs, gets a porcelain bowl out of the cabinet~ Knock yourself out,
buddy.
~Heero pours himself a mug of coffee and sips it before adding the entire
bowl of sugar. Duo sweatdrops.~
Duo: Whoa, you sure about that much? That kind of stuff'l keep you bouncing
off the walls into next week!
Heero: I know my sugar, Duo.
Duo: Fine.
Heero: Fine.
Duo and Heero: Fine!
~As Heero finishes the coffee, Duo sees a change in him. He's never seen
this side of Heero before. His eye is twitching, and his hands are trembling.
His dark mischevious (??) eyes dart around the room.~
Heero: Thanksman. Thatwasreallygood. Itneededmoresugarthough.
Duo: ~sweatdrops and pales~ You okay? You seem…
Heero: Silence! Iwillnottoleratethatkindofattitudefromyou,youngman!
Duo: ~slaps forehead~ Why do I do these things?
~Heero walks down the hallway, hands and arms trembling as he giggles
uncontrollably.~
Duo: ~facefaults~ I've created a monster… ~realizes something~ ~grins
roguishly~ I've created a video opportunity!
Later…
Trowa: …Check.
Wufei: Injustice! Your queen is a weak onna for placing this dishonor on
royalty! ~(cue forehead vein)~
…Did somebody mention a queen?{ comes a voice from wherever those voices
always come from~
~A teenage girl with brown hair wearing a black tube top, maroon pants,
humongous black combat boots and a bright red and black cape appears out
of wherever the authoresses appear from~
Trowa: ~pales~ …oh…no…
Wufei: Buddha preserve me!
Heero: I am the great Buddha!(1) ~he slides in from the hallway, decked out
in yellow bedsheets with a lopsided red dot on his forehead.
Wufei: ~doing a very good impression of a chimney, with steam pouring out
his ears~ INJUSTICE! You MOCK the great and holy BUDDHA!
Duo: ~is crouched behind a potted plant, snickers~
Heero: Bow and worship me, O unworthy Servant!
Haroku-Sama: Duo! Who said to let Heero near the coffee? ~deathglares
him~
Duo: ~facefaults and pales~ ahhh… umm… you see…
Haroku-Sama: ~deathglare turns into the Mexican Stink Eye (2)~
Duo: ~pales even more, shields his eyes~ Aaaaiiigghhh!!!! Please spare me,
Haroku-Sama!!!
Haroku-Sama: Why? You have created one of the best humor fanfics in the
world!
Duo: ~sighs, wipes forehead~
Wufei: ~still fuming~
Heero: How dare you bestow such dishonor on Buddha! ~strikes an incredibly
weird pose with arms and legs jutting out into weird directions, while kicking
Wufei in the head~
Trowa: ~is trying to suppress laughter~
~Quatre walks in, sees Heero and busts out laughing~
Haroku-Sama: Heero, what inspired you to become the holy icon of
Buddhism?
Heero: ~strikes another weird pose~ I was blessed by the magic bean of
Coff-y! ~smiles a toothy grin that takes up half his face~
Quatre: ~continues to laugh, tears pouring out his eyes~
Haroku-Sama: SCENE CHANGE!!!
Quatre: No, wait! I wanna see more! ~falls over laughing~