One day, Wirt and Beatrice were skipping through the flower fields when Beatrice had a brilliant idea.
"Oh my gosh, Wirt!" Beatrice said.
"Yeah?" Wirt said.
"We should get married!" Beatrice said.
"Yeah!" Wirt said.
And then Beatrice said, "LOLZ just kidding!"
And Wirt said, "Yeah!"
"We should go to Disney World instead!" Beatrice said.
"Yeah!" Wirt said.
And they rode off into the sunset on giant flying rainbow lightbulbs.
The next day, Greg was skipping through the same flower field. Greg was sad-mad because Beatrice and Wirt went to Disney World without him. Now they would get to meet all the characters and ride rides and he just had to stay at home. Stupid Wirt! This was all his fault! If he wasn't such a pushover this wouldn't have happened! And so began Greg's plot for revenge.
"Yay, this is so fun!" Beatrice said.
"Yeah!" Wirt said.
"I love it here!" Beatrice said.
"Yeah!" Wirt said.
"You are an idiot." Beatrice said.
"No." Wirt said.
"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?" Beatrice said.
"No." Wirt said.
So Beatrice karate chopped him in the face.
Gregory's plan was working well. Phase One, find the magical berries that give things wings was completed. He fed them to Jason Funderburker, and then rode him to Disney World, which was Phase Two. Now he was trying to accomplish Phase Three, which was find Wirt, but he couldn't see Wirt.
"You can run but you can't hide." Greg said. He smiled menacingly. Wirt had messed up one too many times.
Wirt sat on a bench groaning in pain.
"WHY? WHY DOES SHE HIT SO DANG HARD?" Wirt said.
"Aha! I found you! Your agonized cries gave you away!" Greg said.
"Go away, Greg." Wirt said.
"NEVER!" Greg said.
And then Greg rode Nyan Cat to the sun and grabbed an enormous ball of flames and chucked them at Wirt. And then Beatrice came along and said, "Oh well. Now that Wirt is gone, I'm gonna have to find someone new to practice my karate chopping on." Beatrice said.
"Hey Greg! Do you want to go to Disney World?"
AN: I don't even know guys. XD