One day far, far away, there was a giant elephant with a city on his back his, his name is Karkat. He is very angry because a helicopter is flying around his city looking for a naked winged girl who is dancing on a roof. He is also angry at a stupid wizard named Andrew Hussie who turned him into an elephant with a city on his back and pushed him onto a turtle called Tony.
The wizard is called Andrew Hussie, a lot of people love him because he protects the world, a lot more hate him because he can't seem to mind his own business. He is currently hiding behind the literal forth wall and trying to kill the demon horse that is trying to push Jade off the ladder which leads to the other side of The Forth Wall. Mr. Hussie made everyone go on this trip because it is the only way to get to the center of LOBAS, where the exit to this terrible, terrible place is. He tells the girl on the head of Tony to direct the turtle west, closer to the core.
The girl on the head of Tony is named Rose Lalonde, is currently directing the group to the center of LOBAS, Land of Beauty and Stars, so they can get out of stupid place. She doesn't really want to do this but what Hussie says goes and watching Karkat get angry as a giant elephant is very entertaining.
The girl climbing the ladder is called Jade and she has no plans of doing what Hussie wants, so shes going to break The Forth Wall and escape. But this stupid demon horse keeps trying to knock her off her ladder! She guesses she could use her powers to shrink or something, but that would be too much work, she'll let Hussie deal with it.
Tony is just a normal turtle who was made giant and forced to carry two girls, a giant elephant, and a demon horse across the ocean to wherever these crazy people are going. He is very sad and angry about this but there isn't much he can do against an all powerful wizard.
The end.