Me: Hello and welcome to the yaoi show our Host today is -drum roll- Naruto Uzumaki
Audiance:-gone crazy-
Naruto: Thank you thank you im glad to be here today our first guest today is...Sasuke Uchiha
Fangirls in Audiance: -Has gone nuts on us-
Naruto:So Sasuke do you know why your here
Sasuke: Hell NO U SAID THAT THIS SHOW WAS ABOUT YAOI! I DONT SEE ANY YAOI !
Naruto: ARE U SAYING U LIKE YAOI !
Sasuke: NO NARUTO IM SAYING I LOVE YAOI !
Naruto and Audiance: O_O
Fangirls:-nose bleeds-
Naruto: ... WTF SASUKE I KNEW U WERE GAY!
Sasuke: So Naruto when are we going to make some Yaoi :] -rape face-
Naruto and Audiance: uhhhhh ... O.O
Camera Man( Sai): What about me i Want Naruto's Penis too
Naruto: O\\\\O ummmmmmmm
Me:-nose bleed- Lets go to intermisson shall we
-Choji Does some weird freaky dance while Temari Beats Konkuro for no reason O.o-
Me:Ok were back at the yaoi show and u won't belive what just happened during break
Audiance:-waits for me to say what happened-
Me:Sai and Sasuke fought over who gets to rape Naruto first XD
Naruto:uhhhhhh thanks alot big mouth now ...
-Suddenly Rock Lee walks onstage with Sasuke , Neji and, Sai-
Audiance: -mumbles- whats going on?
Naruto: WTF IS GOING ON!
Sasuke:We All decided we wanted an orgy party with u
Neji: I want 2 see u naked naruto - rape face-
Rock Lee: I want 2 see all of u naked -super rape face-
Sai: -mumbles- Naruto your penis will be mine,o ur nice hard penis
All: O.O o.O O_O WTF U WEIRD PENIS LOVER
Me:uhhhhhhhhh Naruto I think u had better run ur ass to some other place
Naruto: O SHIT HELPPPPPPP!
-Sasuke pounced on Naruto-
Sasuke: U WILL BE MINE NARUTO
-Neji,Sai and Rock Lee plus Garra! Joins Sasuke-
Naruto: -screaming- How the HELL DID GARRA GET IN!
Me: He killed the guards :|
Garra: I've Always wanted to RAPE U NARUTO
Audience: -screams- YAOI ORGY! YAY! RAPE HIM!
Naruto: -screams at me- CALL THE INTERMISSION
Me: Geez Just when it was gettin good DAMMIT!
Itachi Talks About raping his teammates O_O awkward
Me: OK we're BACK i have to tell u somthing due to everybody trying to rape Naruto the show has been cancelled -SCREAMS-DAMMIT WHO WROTE THIS PIECE OF SHIT I HATE THIS FUCKING PIECE OF SCRAP PAPER THIS WAS THE BEST GODDAMN SHOW I'VE EVER SEEN!WHY DO WE HAVE TO CANCELLED DAMN U PEOPLE!
Naruto: I WANNA CANCEL IT BECUZ I KEEP GETTING ASS RAPED!
Me:WHO GIVES A FUCK THIS SHOW WAS AWESOME DAMMIT NARUTO IMMA RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AN SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS
Naruto:MY ASS ALREADY FEELS LIKE THAT GOD NOW I CANT WALK!
Me: HA! THATS WHAT U GET :P... o sorry bout that but as i said before this show is cancelled -mumbles- for now -normal voice again- SEE U PEOPLE NEXT EPISODE DONT FORGET 2 RAPE IM MEAN RATE AND COMMENT
Audience- Bye and we will! MAKE another episode soon! XD
Me: OK O YEA AND NO BAD COMMENTS PLZ THANX CYA NEXT EPISODE ! :D