The X-Men actually enjoy this tale better than any others I wrote. It has a little fun in it for each of them.
Well, back at the mansion the X-Men were discussing where to go for their celebration that night. They were celebrating because Gambit had gotten a job promotion. (He wore sunglasses to his promotion to cover his eyes). So they were babbling on about where to go and they couldn't decide. There wasn't that much fighting just confusion. So they kept asking but Gambit would not tell them the job until dinner. " Wait!!!!! I got it:," said Cyclops. " We can surprise Gambit!!!!! We can plan it and have Rogue drive him there!!!!"
" If that's not possible for Rogue, I'll take him." said Thumper.
" Well that works ou' great!!!" said Rogue" I have an appointmen' then. I'll be there after 5:30. Does that work?????"
" Yes that works out fine."
So the X-Men went to the danger room to talk. They decided on Chinese.
" I don' know if I want ma' sugah in a strip club if there's a chance for our own strippin'!!!"
So they decided to go anyways. So at five Thumper drove Gambit to the Chinese joint and of course everyone was there. So they went in and it turned out it was a buffet…So they were off to the buffet.
Gambit : Dis' mus' be da' pet section dere no human or mutan' food here!!!!
Cyclops: That's called Chinese food Gambit.
Rogue: Ohh yah that look good!!!!
At the table….
Gambit wah da' hell is dis'!!!!!
Cyclops: That's
Gambit: Ahhhh!!! I can' eat dis'. I don' know wher' it been!!!!!
Cyclops: Not that kind of tampon. A piece of tempon is Chinese food. Not a sanitary product!!!!
So they eat what they can with Gambit still questioning and soon after leave.
So Thumper's in the car with Gambit…
So anyways how'd ya like it???
It wa' ok. Kinda spicy bu, not like da' food at home'."
So they get to the club and aren't to thrilled well at least the girls weren't
Wolverine: Great place huh?? /
Misty: yah real great.
I love to see naked women other than my self!! She said sarcastically.
Jean: So where's that bar???
Wolvie: um it's over there.
Jean: Ok well bye then…
So the guys walk in to a surprise there all dressed!!! Then the announcer says
" Up next the flaming flamingos. This will not be a nude appearance. The following performance after that will though."
The crowd: " wwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooo!!!!
So the guys just chatting through appearance number one. Then it's time for number two.
The First girl leans down and un buttons her top right in front of Gambit's face. Then her bottoms than to the poll she goes.
Wolverine: that must have been nice eh Gambit. Gambit, Gambit!!!!
Cyclops: Don't worry he's just on the floor in front of me. He must have fainted.
So they carry him out and leave to the bar.
Rogue: oh sugah you okay??? I sure hope so.
So they leave the strip club.
Thumper: so Gambit I'm not to thrilled with your little surprise. It's not too shocking.
Thumper looks over
and realizes she's talking to her self because Gambit was still unconscious. They
had finally made it to the mansion and that was it.