What in the holy living mother of Casey's dirty underwear was he doing on this internet? Donny was always on it, blabbering about cool things he finds, making a little extra dough, and chatting it up with smart people. And then Mikey was playing games, hooting and hollering across the Lair about pushing some balls or making a "deal or no deal". Leo didn't care if the internet died tomorrow.
Ok, his fingers were fat as fuck and he couldn't type, not even on Donny's homemade keyboard. Can't get used to this stuff. Type, fingers, TYPE. Pushed the wrong button. And again. AND AGAIN. Sticky button? Was that maple syrup? Ugh, don't even want to know, he mumbled to himself.
Type the "U-R-L" in the box, Donny says. No, you're going the wrong way. Stop clicking there. Where are you going? Clicking in Africa somewhere? And please don't punch the monkey. Just punch Mikey. Leave the monkey alone.
Donny could be pretty amusing at times.
"I wanna go to that video site. You... something or other?"
Donny pointed to the screen. "Type in... ."
Mikey blabbed from somewhere in the lair. "NOT Youboob, Raph. You'll see hot pterodactyl action!"
Shaking his head, Donny retorted, "I'll never unsee that shit, Mikey."
Don used a bad word. Must have been rough for him.
The fingers clumsily typed, a few curse words here and there, and the internet exploded?... nah, Donny was just joking. Can you give a guy a heart attack or what, Don? The laughter echoed across the lair, probably in downtown Manhattan and for miles to go. Those pissbrains love to knock on a helpless turtle. Maybe Mikey will choke on his cheetos over there while he's jumping on the couch.
"Type in whatever show or clip you want to watch in there. Not there." Don pointed back to the top box and now a turtle is more confused than ever. And more heated.
"His temper is showing, Donny! Better get lost"! Mikey howled and started choking on his cheetos like a prince. Karma paid off.
Many, many filthy words exchanged and Brainy-Brother-esque instructions later, Raphael graduated from Youtube. The really funny part was when he shouted at the monitor saying that he wasn't a fag nor could he go fist himself.