Kiss This, a csi: miami fanfic

KISS THIS

SUMMARY: JAKE AND CALLEIGH GET ENGAGED, BUT JAKE CAN'T KEEP HIS EYES FROM WANDERING, AND CHEATS ON HER. CALLEIGH CONFRONTS JAKE, WITH ERIC, THE BARTENDER, AS A WITNESS. ENJOY!!!

Eric Delko was looking forward to the end of his shift, which was almost in sight. Then the strangest sight he had ever seen came into his barroom. A woman dressed in a long white wedding dress walked in as best she could and sat down on a stool. She started tearing up, then a few escaped and splashed on the hard wood of the bar. Eric, though he didn't know her, decided to try his best to comfort her. "Hey, miss. Is everything alright?" She looks up and offers a watery smile. "Yes and no. I just found out that my fiancee cheated on me a couple of months ago, then he left me at the altar. I just want to forget him." Eric chooses to help her out somewhat. "Well, miss, my name's Eric and I'll be your server tonight. What can I get you?" "Well, Eric, I will have a whiskey, double, no ice please." Eric smiles. "Sure thing." The next thing they knew, you-know-who shows up. Jake comes in the bar, looking for Calleigh, who spots him and hopes that he doesn't spot her.

NOW THE SONG BEGINS....

She was a woman on a mission
Here to drown him and forget him
So I set her up again to wash him down

She had just about suceeded
When that low-down, no good, cheater
Good for nothin' came struttin' through the crowd

Jake comes over, in his tuxedo, and begins profusely apologizing. (It is here that Eric learns the name of the one he is waiting on; Calleigh.) Jake keeps it up, repeating over and over again that he loves her and no one else, and that he would always lover her no matter what. Calleigh isn't convinced. Besides, Jake couldn't keep his eyes off other ladies in the bar.

Aw, he was laying it on so thick
He never missed a lick
Professing his never ending love

Cal decides she has had enough.

Oh, but I never will forget
When she stood up and said
"So I guess you think we're just gonna kiss
and make up, doncha?"
That's when she said,

She stands and calls Jake out for every offense he has commited against her, starting with cheating on her, and then leaving her at the altar.

"Why don't you kiss, kiss this
And I don't mean on my rosy red lips
Me and you, we're through
And there's only one thing for you to do
You just come over one last time
Pucker up and close your eyes
And kiss this goodbye"

Eric is watching Calleigh attack Jake mercilessly, and is growing amused by it. Eric had the following thoughts. 'That's right, girl! Stand up for yourself! Give it to him! He deserves every last bit of it!' Eric suddenly leaves the bar, as the former couple take it outside to finish their arguement.

Well, the next thing I recall
She had him backed against the wall
Chewin' him like a bulldog on a bone
She was puttin' him in his place
And I mean, right up in his face
Dragging him down a list of done me wrongs

Well, it was just about now
That a crowd gathered round
They'd come to watch him
Pay for his every sin

She called him everything under the sun
And when we thought that she was done,
She rared back and she let him have it again, man
She said, she said...

Eric pulls up in his muscle car, a 1964 split-window Corvette. He stops beside Calleigh and rolls down the passenger window. "Hey, Calleigh, need a ride?" She turns and jumps into Eric's car, and they drive off together.