Spazzcat: happy holidays, y'all! Some of you may recognize this song from last year, when I posted it under a title something along the lines of 'beyblade karaoke' (I don't really remember).

Unfortunately, it got removed due to script format, which is why I'm revamping and reposting it!

Now sit back and enjoy as we use a parody I wrote of 'Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer' to humiliate…IAN!!

Ian: me?!

Spazzcat: yes you. Now get out there! (Boots him onto the stage)

The whole beyblade casts comes out on stage and begin to sing.

"You know Tyson and Bryan and Johnny and Michael"

"Daichi and Dunga and Goki and Zeo"

"But do you recall, the most hated blader of all?..."

("Oh no…" Ian mutters)

"Ian the big-nosed blader (blader)"

"Had a very chubby nose (like a pumpkin)"

"And if you ever saw it (saw it)"

"You would even say it grows! (Like a fungus)"

(Ian cowers in the corner. "…Please…Make it stop…")

Everyone else sings even louder.

"All of the other bladers (bladers)"

"Used to laugh and call him names (like Pinocchio)"

"They never let poor Ian (Ian)"

"Join in any blader games (like...um…beyblade!)"

(Ian whimpers)

"Then one foggy finals eve"

"Voltaire came to saw (Mwahaha…)"

"'Ian with your nose so big'"

"'You must win this tournament (NOW!)"

("…Losing…grip…on…sanity…" Ian mumbles.)

Everyone else sings louder still.

"Then all the bladers hated him (hated him)"

"And they shouted out with rage (you're dead!)"

"'Ian the big-nosed blader (blader)"

"'WE ARE GONNA HAVE YOUR HEAD!!' (Like Nearly Headless Nick!)"

Ian screams and runs around the room until the nice men in white coats come and take him away.

Spazzcat: Now, wasn't that fun?

Kai grins at the pain they inflicted on Ian.

Everyone else (except Ian): AAAAHHHHH!!!!! KAI'S SMILING!!! IT'S A SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE!!!! TO THE BOMB SHELTERS!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone runs away.

Spazzcat: Aw, man now there's no one to sing. I guess this means you'll have to perform instead, Kai.

Kai: What?

Stage curtains pull back to reveal Kai in a tutu.

Spazzcat activates the remote body control tutu and forces Kai to do the dance of the sugar-plum fairy.

Kai: When I get out of this thing, you are SO DEAD!!!!

Spazzcat sets the controller to 'Swan Lake', then runs away laughing.

kurisuma-su omedetou, minna-san!