It's raining…It's pouring and Voldemort is snoring
Harry bumped his head on the back of the bed
And couldn't get up in the morning.
"No! Harry! My love! Wake up!" Voldemort screams. In AGONY.
Harry opens his eyes. "No….cause neither can live while the other survives! (And you give me bad butt sex!!)" dies
"Harry! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" So Voldemort kills himself and Dumbledore has a party. But no one cares that Harry died. Except Voldemort, and they lived happily ever after having butt sex in the afterlife. But not heaven. Cause Voldemort wouldn't got to heaven.
The end.
(This was only written so that I have a story uploaded so I can search myself. evil smirk)