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What up random reader!? Welcome to my highly satire-ish and humorous parody of the well known book 'Beauty and the Beast'! I think it would be a good idea to read the 'real' story before pursuing this fic.
If you have read the real story, good job! This fic is taken from the fairy that helped out Beauty's pov. Written in 'Bridgett Jones's Diary' sort of way. Enjoy!
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Day One
Walked in to the Super Secret Council (SSC) today to a scene of uproar. Finally managed to find out that one of the minor fairies had set a curse among a mortal teenage boy named Rupert. As if having the name Rupert wasn't tragic enough, the poor boy had to be enchanted by a minor fairy just because said fairy felt like being difficult. Go figure.
Minor fairies have too much free time, if you ask me. Of course no one did, and self spent a few moments trying to get silence. Eventually succeeded by screaming for order.
Self then got further order by insisting that we have an emergency meeting. Was all settled down, when noticed that self was getting a lot of strange looks. A few fairies actually whispered at me! Ignored them and paid attention to the Head Fairy, who's name is Sprite. Unfortunately, listening to Head Fairy Sprite was not a very wise thing to do. Head Fairy Sprite has a reputation to drone. Since self needed details about newest problem, turned to second-in-command fairy and commented, 'This seems to be developing into a distinctly boring situation.' Fortunately, said fairy got the hint and bade Head Fairy to 'speed it up'. We then got down to the nitty-gritty.
Seems that the minor fairy that put curse on unfortunate teen Rupert was my very own sister Gwendolyn! So should have seen that coming. Told Gwen a few days ago that her new hairstyle makes her look like she got in a fight with a balloon, and it does! There is no reason to take it out on poor, defenseless Rupert. Was rather surprised that she didn't take it out on me, as I am the one who said it. As self found out later, Rupert's misfortune does have something to do with me. As schedule sheet says, it is my turn to take the latest Young Mortal Crises Assignment (YMCA). Oh has this been my day or what.
-Morrigan
Later
Well. If this isn't the cherry of cruelty on top of the sundae of despair that has been my day so far, I don't know what it is. Gwendolyn has taken away my powers! Self thought there was something strange when self tried to walk through a wall and wound up with a bumped head and bleeding nose. Apparently she knew that self would be getting the next assignment, and the next assignment is this one. Now that powers are gone, can't do anything for myself!
-Morrigan
What up random reader!? Welcome to my highly satire-ish and humorous parody of the well known book 'Beauty and the Beast'! I think it would be a good idea to read the 'real' story before pursuing this fic.
If you have read the real story, good job! This fic is taken from the fairy that helped out Beauty's pov. Written in 'Bridgett Jones's Diary' sort of way. Enjoy!
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Day One
Walked in to the Super Secret Council (SSC) today to a scene of uproar. Finally managed to find out that one of the minor fairies had set a curse among a mortal teenage boy named Rupert. As if having the name Rupert wasn't tragic enough, the poor boy had to be enchanted by a minor fairy just because said fairy felt like being difficult. Go figure.
Minor fairies have too much free time, if you ask me. Of course no one did, and self spent a few moments trying to get silence. Eventually succeeded by screaming for order.
Self then got further order by insisting that we have an emergency meeting. Was all settled down, when noticed that self was getting a lot of strange looks. A few fairies actually whispered at me! Ignored them and paid attention to the Head Fairy, who's name is Sprite. Unfortunately, listening to Head Fairy Sprite was not a very wise thing to do. Head Fairy Sprite has a reputation to drone. Since self needed details about newest problem, turned to second-in-command fairy and commented, 'This seems to be developing into a distinctly boring situation.' Fortunately, said fairy got the hint and bade Head Fairy to 'speed it up'. We then got down to the nitty-gritty.
Seems that the minor fairy that put curse on unfortunate teen Rupert was my very own sister Gwendolyn! So should have seen that coming. Told Gwen a few days ago that her new hairstyle makes her look like she got in a fight with a balloon, and it does! There is no reason to take it out on poor, defenseless Rupert. Was rather surprised that she didn't take it out on me, as I am the one who said it. As self found out later, Rupert's misfortune does have something to do with me. As schedule sheet says, it is my turn to take the latest Young Mortal Crises Assignment (YMCA). Oh has this been my day or what.
-Morrigan
Later
Well. If this isn't the cherry of cruelty on top of the sundae of despair that has been my day so far, I don't know what it is. Gwendolyn has taken away my powers! Self thought there was something strange when self tried to walk through a wall and wound up with a bumped head and bleeding nose. Apparently she knew that self would be getting the next assignment, and the next assignment is this one. Now that powers are gone, can't do anything for myself!
-Morrigan