once upon an ass, there was a herpes supercalifragilisticexpialidoucious named kirby. kirby was a buttcheek who exploded into a big fat poop. all my efforts in this damn story has been wasted and trampled on because my sister SuCKkss moto moto. all my energy has been dRAined because of this ONE sTORy!11 my other stories on wAttPad, aRchIvEofoURoWN, and fANfiCtioN have bEEEn oN hiATuS fOR mOOOONTHS. i'm ded.