Im getting derpy over a new story... SO I'll do a new story! This time its gonna be a X-over. Prepare for random, #!%&ed up sh!t.
I should be able to finish this faster, since Mircosoft Word 2010 failed on me (expired) but, hey, I still got Notepad. Probally gonna be sh!tty quality... oh well. At least it no check mah grammar and spelling.
Okay, so this X-over is between Cave Story and Pokémon, which makes Poké Story. Its basically Cave Story names but their POKEMON! Thats obvious cause of "Poké" in the title.
And... Blah, Blah, Blah LETS GO!

Poké Story: Chapter 1: Our Hero Rises, and Falls

/ Someone's transmission... /

"I must connect to a network..." a Servine with it's tiny arms mumbled, "BUT I CANT REACH THE GOD DAMN KEYBOARD!"

"I finally reached the keyboard... now let's try finding mah sistah..." Kazuma paused, "YES IM TRYING TO BE GANGSTA!" He yelled at a random cockroach.

The cockroach just stared afterward.

"Now, to start the IM Chat, hopefully she will reply..." Kazuma added.

/ IM Chat /
Kazuma: Sue?
Kazuma: are you there?
Kazuma: it's me.
Kazuma: it's Kazuma!
Kazuma: I was somehow able to escape, but I'm #!%&ing lost...
Kazuma: I'm in a shelter without anything inside... except for a computer and teleporter... thats broken, lucky me.
Kazuma: If you're reading this, please answer.
Kazuma: Please?
/ IM Chat Ended /

"Oh... my head..." an Umbreon complained, "WHERE THE #!%& AM I? What's my name? Ooh, water, I go swim!"

"I'm swimming, I'm swimming, swimming, swimming, swimming... CANT BREATH!" Umbreon shouted from under the water.

...Umbreon drowned... Want to retry? Yes/No

"Meh, #!%& this, I'm outta here." Umbreon mumbled. "Also known as, NO!"

He walks around in circles, "What the #!%& am I doing?" He asked himself.

He finally managed to find the door, but it was locked, "God Dammit," Umbreon complained, "Now I gotta continue..." He chose 'yes' and went back where he was.

"Okay, dont swim this time... I will drown again... Hey! Some water! I could use a baff!" He happily jumped into the water and drowned again.

...Umbreon drowned... TIME PARADOX! Want to retry? Yes/No

"Hell, yeah!" Umbreon said as he immediately pushed the 'yes' button.

"Back at the starting point... TO THE SPINNING THING OVER THERE!" He immediately stopped cause he couldn't make the jump, "I HATE MY FATNESS!" After many tries of getting over there, he finally made it... and lost 9001 pounds. "ITS OVER 9000!" Umbreon yelled for no good reason.

"OH COME THE #!%& ON, ITS JUST A STUPID SAVE POINT!" Umbreon shouted, "NOW I NEED TO REGAIN A TENTH OF MY FAT!"

He looked up and saw another platform but it was easier to get to, he hoped. Of course, he was wrong. He lost a few extra pounds, and had a very hard time getting up there.

Once he got up, he found a door, "FINALLY! A WAY OUT OF THIS DUMP!" Umbreon yelled.

He exited the Starting Point, proudly and ended up in an even larger cave.

"MOTHER #!%&ER!" Umbreon screamed, "Oh well, which way... right, is the way I go.

As soon as he got up on the first platform he found a Rattata standing there with its eyes shut.

"Its... sleeping... HOW AWESOME!" When he said the Rattata woke and tried to rape his head, and eating his mind.

"I DONT HAVE A MIND, YOU MOTHER #!%&ING RAT!" Umbreon screamed, "GET YOUR STUPID PAWS OFF ME!"

Once he managed to 'kill' the Rattata, he went the other way, where he found many Zubats and spikes, "I HATE THIS PLACE! GET ME OUT OF HERE!"

He then noticed, a capsule of some kind after he passed the spikes and a few Zubats.

"WHY MUST IT BE ALL THE WAY UP THERE?" Umbreon complained, "IT COULD HAVE AT LEAST BEEN WHERE I AM RIGHT NOW!"

Once he got it, he 'opened' it and his life gauge increased, "What the #!%&, THIS AINT DID NOTHING!" He threw it away, and coninued through the cave.

"#!%& MORE GOD DAMN WATER, IM GONNA KILL MYSELF AGAIN!" Umbreon complained, luckily he managed to jump over it where there was, a Rattata 'drowning' in the water and a Zubat right behind it.

"I Seriously hate this cave... but what the hell" He jumped off the platform he was on and magically landed on the other side.

"I think I defied gravity... THATS #!%&ING AWESOME!" His excitement lowered when he heard a loud yawn in a cave that looks like a gigantic cat that wants to eat you.

"Uhh... I think I'll pass... on that exploration." He turned around and found an army of Rattatas behind him, "On second thought, I'll explore it." He entered it and the Rattatas fleed 'cause of the cave shape.

"Man, that was-"

"WHO THE #!%& ARE YOU?" a very old Registeel Gunsmith asked.

"HOW DARE YOU INTERUPT ME!" Umbreon yelled at him and tackled him.

After a few hours of slapping eachother in the face, Umbreon won and then kicked the Registeel out of the way.

"Hey, a chest! I wonder whats in it!"

Umbreon opened the chest and found the move, Swift.

"AWWW... YEAH, WEAPON IN MY POCKET!" Umbreon cheered happily.

/ Someone's Transmission... /

"I gotta find mah sistah, but how?" Kazuma thought about it, then facepalmed, "Of course, search the user."

"S-U-E, I type that in the search bar, and then press OK, and then it does the sh!t for me, I'm a genius!"

/ One user 'Sue' found /

/ IM Chat /
Kazuma: SUUUUE!
Kazuma: answer me you dumb bi%ch!
Kazuma: they are looking for you!
Kazuma: are you asleep or something?
Kazuma: your brother is so god damn lonely...
/ IM Chat Ended /

"Okay, time to test out this awesome ass Swift move, hopefully it will take care of them stupid Rattatas and Zubats," Umbreon began, and used swift, "HOLY SH!T THAT WAS AWESOME!"

He exited the cat like cave and charged at the Rattatas and Zubats, killing them all, and leveled up the move Swift to level 2.

"EAT MAH SHINY ASS STARS BI%CHES!" Umbreon yelled at them and collected all the magically bouncing energy stuff that leveled up the move Swift again.

He fired it on level 3 and fired 2 huge stars at once, "I LOVE THIS WEAPON!" Umbreon yelled as he hugged it.

"Yay, an exit I can get out of here!" Umbreon cheered. his excitement disappeared fast when he tried to get out.

"NO! ONE! SHALL! PASS!" A Cofagrigus yelled at him.

"YOU POSSESSED PIECE OF SH!T!" Umbreon yelled at him and owned him with the move Swift that was supposed to have no effect on the Cofagrigus.

"HOW THE #!%& DID HE BEAT ME!" Was the last thing the Cofagrigus said as he disappeared forever.

"DONT MESS WITH MAH AWESOMETUDENESS!" Umbreon yelled at the demolished door, "For those of you who had no idea what the #!%& I just said, it was 'Awesometudeness', my word, Awesome-tude-ness. Got it?"

/ Someone's transmission... /
/ IM Chat /
Kazuma: C'mon Sue!
Kazuma: type a number or letter will ya?
Kazuma: I'M GONNA STARVE OVER HERE...
Kazuma: I'm so hungry that...
Kazuma: I even ate a cockroach!
Kazuma: LOL Just kidding!
Kazuma: but, just so you know, if I get to that point I'll do it...
/ IM Chat Ended /

"Wheres that stupid cockroach I yelled at earlier?" Kazuma asked himself.

He then looked at the door and saw the cockroach clawing toward it, "OH NO YOU DONT!"

He was too late, the cockroach escaped his presense.

"YOU PIECE OF SH!T!" Kazuma raged.

"Gimme the stinkin' key!" a Gallade yelled at a Latias.

"NO!" the Latias yelled back.

"Are you trying to protect that bi%ch Sue? She's an outsider!" the Gallade asked.

"That bi%ch your talking about is a good person, I will not betray her!" the Latias responed.

"Toroko... the next time the mother #!%&ing doctor shows up, someone else will be taken away. If Sue isnt turned in, you could be in danger."

"Bu, but..." Toroko began.

"Just hand over the god damn key!"

"HOLY SHHHHHHHHHHHH!TTTTTTTTTTTTT!" a voice from above yelled.

Toroko and the Gallade looked up and saw an Umbreon fall out of the sky.

"WHAT THE #!%&" they both yelled, and Toroko ran away.

The first part of this has been written, in a shorter amount of time then my other story: What It's Really Like In MarioKart 7. I like making the hero very stupid, rages easily, and fat. Our hero, Umbreon is still fat after the 9001 pound loss. Oh well, prepare for dipsh!t of randomness after this chapter. You gotta love internet jokes. I know swift is a normal type move, but hey it defied the pokemon move types and owned the Cofagrigus. Yes, I like swearing a lot in my stories.

To be continued... in the next chapter.