Document Opened: 12/23/2006, 07:13pm.
Authors Note:
Part 1 in the Anime series of parodied Christmas songs.
This one is for Saiyuki.
No time zone. It just is.
A mere parody.
That is all dude's and dudette's,err people..
Onto the parody of The Twelve Days of Christmas in the
style of Saiyuki.
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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
One Chibi monkey in a peach tree.
Goku waves from said tree.
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On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me
two strange scientists and a Chibi monkey in a peach tree.
Theres a shot of Hwang giving Nii a strange look
as he fiddles with his stuffed bunny.
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On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Three ear limiters, two strange scientists
and a Chibi monkey in a peach tree.
A shot of that scene in Reload where
Hakkai kicked the giant demons butt.
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On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
four travelers west, three ear limiters,
two strange scientists and a Chibi monkey in a peach tree.
A shot of Hakkai driving, Goku and Gojyo arguing in the backseat and Sanzo shutting them up.
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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
five maten scriptures,
four travelers west
three ear limiters
two strange scientists and a
Chibi monkey in peach tree.
Shots of the Scripture being used in some action moments.
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On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
a six pack of beer
five maten scriptures
four travelers west
three ear limiters
two strange scientists
and a Chibi monkey in peach tree.
Gojyo and Sanzo in a drinking contest while Hakkai tells Goku he is a bit too young for such things.
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On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
seven packs of bullets
a six pack of beer
five maten scriptures
four travelers west
three ear limiters
two strange scientists
and a Chibi monkey in a peach tree.
With Sanzo buying a small bulk of bullets it has been a while since Goku and Gojyo have had an argument longer than two minutes.
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On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
an eight pack of smokes
a seven pack of bullets
a six pack of beer
five maten scriptres
four travelers west
three ear limiters
two strange scientists and
a Chibi monkey in a peach tree.
With Gojyo and Sanzo smoking as a hint to cut down Hakkai had a little air freshener hanging around Hakuryu/Jeep's rear view mirror.
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On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
nine meatbuns
an eight pack of smokes
a seven pack of bullets
a six pack of beer
five maten scriptures
four travelers west
three ear limiters
two strange scientists
and a Chibi monkey in a peach tree.
Much to the delight of Goku who was quite hungry, A meatbun shop was having a sale, And after some pleading and showing using the big golden eye effect, He had some meatbuns to munch on.
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On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
ten harisen
nine meatbuns
an eight pack of smokes
a seven pack of bullets
a six pack of beer
five maten scriptures
four travelers west
three ear limiters
two strange scientists
and a Chibi monkey in a peach tree.
Earlier in the day without the others knowing it, Sanzo had to dispose of his other harisen since it had a tear from whacking the others too much and went and magically got another one from seemingly nowhere. He'll never tell.(O,O).
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On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
eleven plotting villains
ten harisen
nine meatbuns
an eight pack of smokes
a seven pack of bullets
a six pack of beer
five maten scriptures
four travelers west
three ear limiters
two strange scientists
and a Chibi monkey in a peach tree.
See God, Gyukomen, Homura, Hazel, Shien, Gato, Kougaiji, Li Touten, Nii Jieni, Gyumaoh, Go Dogan,
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On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Twelve insane demons
eleven plotting villains
ten harisen
nine meatbuns
an eight pack of smokes
a seven pack of bullets
a six pack of beer
five maten scripture
four travelers west
three ear limiters
two strange scientists
and a Chibi monkey in a peach tree.
Said insane demons are insane since they are facing off against the Sanzo party. And Sanzo has that new small bulk of bullets.-.
Gunshots ring off in the distance as the song some to a close.
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Authors Note:
I wish to do one similar to this for each of them individually.
Hope you like it.
Happy Holidays/ Merry X-mas!
I don't own anything within the fic other than the fic itself.
Steal and die.Shakes fist in anger. Grr.
Then again I doubt I'll need to worry about that..
Finished: 12/24/2006. 05:32pm.